Napoleon Theme Park Being Planned by French Diplomat

It’ll be just like Disneyland, except that it will be nothing like Disneyland. It will be called Napoleonland, and it’s already being planned in detail. For those of you who’ve never met Napoleon, though you’ve planned to find the time, a French diplomat named Yves Jago has something for you. He hopes to begin construction on the theme park in a couple years and then finish by 2017. He has declared that “It’s going to be fun for the whole family,” and we know he’s right because there’s going to be this one attraction where the guillotining of Louis XVI gets reenacted. But it’s always dangerous to think you’re in Disneyland in these situations. Someone needs to tell Monsieur Jago before it’s too late that some big furry heads are real, and some of them aren’t, and there’s whole history book’s worth of wisdom in knowing the difference.