BarackObama.com Now Selling Birth Certificate T-Shirts
And also on coffee mugs! In case you want to be reminded of Donald Trump’s raging idiocy first thing in the morning:
In a post titled “You’ll Like This,” Obama 2012 deputy campaign manager Julianna Smoot says that the issue won’t “go away,” and that the best defense is laughing in the birthers’ stupid racist faces.
Barack Obama birth certificate coffee mug: $15
Barack Obama birth certificate T-shirt: $25
Publicly flouting your distaste for far-right dickbag conspiracy theorists: priceless.
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