Mike Anderson and Liz Taylor Remember the Alamo

With Paul Newman declaring his congestive heart failure gone, Clint Eastwood took time off his job at Home Depot to write to Conrad Hilton. Conny, he said, the weather in NYC is terrible, what I need right now is a place in the sun. Portugal, perhaps. Perhaps Detroit.

Goldie Hawn and Debbie Reynolds dined together this Wednesday, sharing an ice cold pitcher of Tokyo water. There’s nothing like Tokyo water, sources close to the administration say, especially with Eddie Fisher predicting hail for the funeral.

Pressed for comment on Libya, Elizabeth Edwards stated simply: Kindle. Kindle the lightning in the palm of your beach. You yourself are the lord of your flies. The New Jersey lottery is there to be won.

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