Kareem Abdul Jabbar Involved in Real Life Game of Death
Word broke today that Kareem Abdul Jabbar is battling leukemia. But I ain’t too worried about it. What chance does Death have against a guy who busted his buns every night for like 200 years in the NBA? I’d like to see Death drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes. He couldn’t do it, I’d bet my life.
I ask you, Death, please watch this before even considering making a move:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBRJ2qCx5VM
Yeah, he lost, but if he could last that long with Bruce Lee, think about what he would do to your brittle-ass skull face, Death. Good luck, Big Fella. I am privileged to have one more chance to root for you.
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