Who is Kreayshawn?
Kreayshawn is nothing you’ve seen before. A new artist from East Oakland, California and self-described “swag assassin,” Kreayshawn is preparing to take the music world by a marijuana clouded glitter storm. At the beginning of the month, Gawker touted the slang-smart star as being “on pace to succeed Ke$ha as the foremost white female rapper in popular music.”
A high school dropout, Kreayshawn may not be in touch with her grammatical side, but she knows how to spin a song. Surrounded by her “White Girl Mob” and the support of established musicians like Drake and Joel Madden, she is soon to release her debut album. For now, we will have to be content Bumpin Bumpin with Gucci Gucci.
Still not sure who this enigma is? Read it in her words:
TFT: Do you think the comparison to Ke$ha is apt?
K: We are two different people and two different artists and I’m pretty sure no one likes a comparison but she has made her mark in pop music and I respect that.
TFT: How would you describe your own image and sound?
K: I would definitely say it is a fusion of sounds and I grab inspiration from all kinds of things, from city noises to an old lady reading a book on the bus.
TFT: What people would you mix together to create the distinct individual that is Kreayshawn?
K: I would be mixed with a cat, Prince, a pinch of Madonna with a choppa, and the aura of a 108 year old redwood tree.
There you have it. With that amalgamation, you can only prepare for amazement.
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