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Brock Lesnar: An Expert Weighs In On His Disease
Can Brock Lesnar ever be the same again? Brock Lesnar was forced to pull out of his scheduled fight with Junior dos Santos due to a flair up of his diverticulitis. Lesnar misse... ...read more
Wesley “Cabbage” Correira Arrested; Who Cares?Look At This Cool Pic of Him
Just last week I was lamenting the fact that Wesley “Cabbage” Correira would not be in the headlines any time soon. I had just finished a photo manipulation in which... ...read more
Brock Lesnar OUT at UFC 131; Is He Done For Good?
Brock Lesnar pulls out of UFC 31 due to illness Brock Lesnar was forced to pull out if his scheduled UFC 131 match with Junior dos Santos due to a flare up of diverticulitis. ... ...read moreBrock Smash; MMA, Marvel and DC Crossover
MMA Stars and Their Comic Boom Counterparts; We already know that Randy Couture is Captain America. But who is everybody else? OK, I am not going to bullshit you. This post con... ...read more
Can GSP Get His Groove Back? @BasRuttenMMA Opines
Bas Rutten Breaks Down GSP Has Georges St. Pierre lost his killer instinct? A lot of people are wondering these days. It is a pretty ridiculous question given the fashion in ... ...read more
Top 10 MMA Nicknames Besides “Korean Zombie”
MMA is last bastion of great sports nicknames The great sports nickname has been on life support for more than a decade. Not only that, I am pretty sure the demise of the great... ...read more
Jon “Bones” Jones Explains His Injury Via Personal Website
Jon “Bones” Jones Explains His Injury Why Tweet when you have your very own media outlet? Jon “Bones” Jones explained the injury that put the kybosh on ... ...read more
UFC 129 Update: GSP Wants to be a “Real Champion”
Georges St. Pierre ignores critics; focuses on being “real champion” Georges St. Pierre told Sherdog he is not listening to the suddenly growing gaggle of critics picking apar... ...read more
Jon Jones vs. Rashad Evans OFF; Good Riddance to Meaningless Matchmaking
Jon Jones’s injury forces Rashad Evans into gatekeeper’s role Every once in a while fate steps in and ruins a fight you were really looking forward to. Anyone rememb... ...read moreTUF 13: Chris Cope can Fight…and Write
TUF 13: Chris Cope might be a good fighter, but he is a great writer Brock Lesnar can exhale. Chris Cope pulled off a huge upset for Team Lesnar on the second episode of The Ult... ...read moreFollow Us
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