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Why Washington Nationals GM Mike Rizzo Is Dead Wrong About Stephen Strasburg
Stephen Strasburg may be riding high as a fantasy baseball phenom and a possible National League Cy Young candidate with a 14-5 record and a 2.91 ERA at press time, but there is... ...read more
MasterCard Yankees Ad Makes Being a Free-Spending Sap Look Cool
In this economy, would you give away dozens of New York Yankees tickets worth around $125 each to fellow fans of your team, just so they could think you’re the man? That... ...read moreBuck Showalter Pulls a Rex Ryan in Taking Shots at Derek Jeter and Theo Epstein
It’s on. In an interview for the April issue of Men’s Journal magazine, Baltimore Orioles manager Buck Showalter took shots at not one but two American League East s... ...read moreIs Sportswriter T.J. Simers the Biggest Bully in Baseball?
Los Angeles Times sports columnist T.J. Simers is raising eyebrows with a bullying, vitriolic column about new Los Angeles Dodger player Marcus Thames that’s over the top,... ...read more
Why Hank Aaron Owes Alex Rodriguez an Apology
In a New York Post interview in Sunday’s paper, baseball legend Hank Aaron lashed out at Alex Rodriguez, criticizing him for supposedly saying “he had a great winter... ...read moreHow Derek Jeter Lost, Both in Money and in Reputation
Derek Jeter and the New York Yankees finally agreed on a new contract. But make no mistake. The Yankees, not Jeter, won this contract negotiation nearly as thoroughly as the Tex... ...read moreWhat If A-Rod Hadn’t Opted Out?
Derek Jeter is a free agent for the first time, and the New York Yankees shortstop is reportedly looking for a payday anywhere between $22-25 million a year, and between four an... ...read moreCasey Close, Derek Jeter’s Agent, Turns Negotiations Into Parody
Derek Jeter’s agent Casey Close sounded like something out of a sports satire site this week when he compared his client to Babe Ruth and said that the shortstop’s s... ...read moreLittle Ron Washington: Greatest Halloween Costume Ever
Forget the Texas Rangers having two presidents — George Herbert Walker Bush, and George W. Bush — to throw out the first pitch before Game 4 of the World Series. The... ...read more
What’s the Deal With Brian Wilson’s Beard? God Only Knows
San Francisco Giants closer Brian Wilson isn’t just a great reliever. He also has a bizarre beard, a mohawk, a wardrobe of wacky outfits, and a strange friend known only ... ...read moreFollow Us
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