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NFL Spread Picks Week 9: The Casey Keenum Quandry

Joe Lazauskas Joe Lazauskas |
11.03.2013
BEST BETS Colts (-1) over TEXANS With spreads as delicious as this one, I suspect that Vegas is trying to trick me, and when I suspect that Vegas is trying to trick me, I perso... ...read more

Man Emasculated by Own Dog’s Huge Swinging Nutsack

Oliver Miller Oliver Miller |
10.25.2013
RENO, NEVADA — When Eli Munson recently bought a puppy, the last thing on his mind was his own lack of sexual prowess. But what a change a few quick months can bring. Muns... ...read more
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NFL Spread Picks Week 3: Luring You In With Ryan Tannehill’s Crazy Hot Wife

Joe Lazauskas Joe Lazauskas |
09.22.2013
  For the next three weeks, I’m in Tel Aviv, living a block from the beach and working remotely for my real job because the Internet is the greatest thing ever. At this poi... ...read more
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Only Man In Texas Without Gun Trusts In Handy Cactus

Jason Levine Jason Levine |
09.13.2013
I had a discussion with one of my friends about robberies. She insisted I get a gun to protect myself, but I calmly informed her, no need, because no burglar would want to rob ... ...read more
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Jets-Pats Thursday Night NFL Pick: Gaga For Geno

Joe Lazauskas Joe Lazauskas |
09.11.2013
Jets (+13) over PATRIOTS Visions of Mark Sanchez’s Thanksgiving butt-fumble are still dancing in my head, possibly because the butt-fumble GIF gets posted in the comment ... ...read more
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Porn Site’s Apparel Section Simply Baffling

Faster Read Faster Read |
09.11.2013
Today, during Google searches of cute bunny pictures and ancient Chinese dynasties, I saw an ad for a porn site that sells apparel. I can’t wrap my mind around this concept. Wh... ...read more
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NFL Picks Week 1: Don’t Be a Tebow

Joe Lazauskas Joe Lazauskas |
09.07.2013
You probably heard that Tim Tebow stubbornly turned down a job offer from an NFL team because he didn’t want to change positions. That’s like turning down sex with an impossibl... ...read more
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Dear America: Why Are You So Upset About Ben Affleck as Batman?

Jason Levine Jason Levine |
09.05.2013
Why are we so upset about Ben Affleck being the new Batman? It’s not hard to be Batman. The only real requirement is a square jaw combined with the ability to throw pretend pu... ...read more
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Why That Headphoned Dude Singing On the Subway Is Such a Pimp

Jason Levine Jason Levine |
08.28.2013
Some days I miss not living in a city with a subway anymore. I remember eyeing guy wearing headphones singing out loud on a subway platform and looking around, like Simon Cowel... ...read more
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Bitter, Childless Woman Writes Dear Abby

Jason Levine Jason Levine |
08.26.2013
In Dear Abby today, a woman wrote in to complain that mothers insensitively brag about their kids while she has to listen. To this lady: too freakin’ bad. You don’t get to dema... ...read more

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