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Desperate Mom Still Riding Mother’s Day High

Joe Lazauskas Joe Lazauskas |
05.18.2013
In what some are calling a Mother’s Day miracle and others are dismissing as the desperate delusions of a sad woman, Westchester Mom Kate Greenfield is still clinging to ... ...read more
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Which Pope Wore It Sexiest?

Maddie Gaw Maddie Gaw |
05.16.2013
New Pope Francis has had a scandalous start to his papacy, washing women’s feet and whatnot (YOU GO FRANK!). With such an erotic display, Pope Frank is probably becoming a... ...read more
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Fan Banging Furiously on Glass Could Be the Difference in Hockey Playoffs

Mark Donatiello Mark Donatiello |
05.15.2013
With the second round of a thrilling NHL Playoffs underway, Barry Melrose of ESPN reports that one fan banging furiously on the glass could determine who wins the Stanley Cup. ... ...read more
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Local Mom Won’t Stop Being First Person to Like Every Goddamn Thing Son Posts to Facebook

Joe Lazauskas Joe Lazauskas |
05.14.2013
Bronx mom Gloria Steinbaum won’t stop being the first person to like every goddamn thing her son Jake posts on Facebook and it’s getting really embarrassing, Jake Steinbaum tol... ...read more
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OfficeMax Marketing Director Struggling to Make Staplers ‘Sexy’ and ‘Conversational’

Joe Lazauskas Joe Lazauskas |
05.14.2013
Despite intense pressure from corporate leadership, OfficeMax Marketing Director Mike Washburn is still struggling to make staplers sexy and conversational. “My boss read an ar... ...read more
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Survey: 88% of Eagles Fans Too Drunk To Spell Nnamdi Asomugha Last Season

Mark Donatiello Mark Donatiello |
05.14.2013
For the number of times Philadelphia Eagles fans saw the back of Nnamdi Asomugha’s jersey chasing a wide receiver heading to the endzone, it follows that they would at least re... ...read more
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Attorney Actually Starting to Believe Own Bullshit

Norman Stern Norman Stern |
05.10.2013
After 42 years of practicing law, Fort Worth-based defense attorney Ralph DeHart told reporters he is actually starting to believe his own bullshit. Standing on the steps of the... ...read more
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Lena Dunham Sells Rights to Unsent Tweets For $6.3 Million

Joe Lazauskas Joe Lazauskas |
04.29.2013
Penguin has retained the rights to Lena Dunham’s unsent tweets for $6.3 million, following an intense bidding war with HarperCollins, Penguin, Random House, and former President... ...read more
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Unpaid Intern Won’t Stop Making Awkward Slavery Jokes

Joe Lazauskas Joe Lazauskas |
04.29.2013
Sources inside Manhattan media startup Millennial Memes report that an unpaid intern, Jake Franklin, won’t stop making awkward slavery jokes. The NYU recent grad, who recently ... ...read more
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MLB: No, Our Website Isn’t Broken, The Royals Really Are In First Place

Mark Donatiello Mark Donatiello |
04.26.2013
After a flurry of complaints and widespread confusion, Major League Baseball responded to rumors that MLB.com was erroneously listing the Kansas City Royals in first place in t... ...read more


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