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Your Spouse is Using You: Facebook and the Effects of Unemployment on Divorce
In a recent article, “Facebook is Using You,” professor and author Lori Andrews delivered an ethical criticism of the social networking hub based on its practice of ... ...read more
The Perfect Art: Reality Television and Polygamy
Consider this: reality television is the perfected height of cinema. New forms of media depend on the introduction of one new technical element that is impossible to accommodate... ...read more
Pornography & Superstition: A Genital Manifesto
Dennis Cooper re-published a series of “Ghost Stories” on his website to mark the passing of Halloween. The stories derive from some old photos he claims were given ... ...read more
Occupy Wall Street and the War on Metonymy
After a short period of time at Occupy Wall Street it becomes clear that Wall Street is not actually being occupied. A large group of people have moved into a park a few blocks ... ...read more
Trying to Do Acid with My Mother
Last year I tried to convince my mother to do LSD with me. It was a joke at first, asked walking through Christiania in Copenhagen, a small piece of land in the city’s har... ...read more
Abort My Baby: The Role of Reason in the Fight for Fetuses
It’s tempting to think I learned nothing from my education. A few years ago I received a new copy of my college transcript and was distressed to find I have almost no memo... ...read more
Sub-Erotic Politics: Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann, and the Corn Dog Blowjobs
When I was 14 I thought that my schoolmates might somehow be watching me when I masturbated. I was sure one particularly unlikable boy called Ryan, who once coordinated two of h... ...read more
Men at Work: The Debt Ceiling and the Effect of Women on Group Intelligence
When I was in high school I found a manilla envelope marked “Divorce” in the desk in my dad’s office. We should have a word to describe moments like this, when a number of powe... ...read more
Other People’s Girlfriends I Have Slept With
Two years ago I went through a 12 month period where every woman I hooked up with save one had a boyfriend. I have never cheated on anyone I’ve dated, but that seems to shrink a... ...read more
Cell Phone Pictures of My Penis I Have Taken
I had a camera for years, but it wasn’t until I got a cell phone that I started taking pictures of my penis. It should have been the opposite. Surely the camera with its depth o... ...read moreFollow Us
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