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Supreme Court: Loveless Marriage Still Legal
WASHINGTON DC – Justice Sonia Sotomayor stood in front of a packed house to make the landmark announcement on Tuesday that marriage between a man and a woman who deeply re... ...read more
Reinventing Happily Ever After
“Sooner of later in life, everyone discovers that perfect happiness is unrealizable, but there are few who pause to consider the antithesis: that perfect unhappiness is ... ...read more
Am I Not Art/ist?
The banning of my art show from the West Chelsea Artists Open Studios this weekend has raised some interesting issues about the art world, eros, and the challenges women face. W... ...read more
Internet Appreciation Day
Now that online dating is the second most common way to meet that special someone, let’s stop worrying and love the web! Hear the news? Next to friends and family, online ... ...read more
The Erotics of the Environment
I have a client who shared some thoughts with me the other day that spurred some thinking of my own as to one of the reasons I am an avid environmentalist. I’ll have to pa... ...read more
The Fallback Plan for Nightmarish Neighbors
The Fallback Plan is a weekly column, offering advice to those undergoing a second adolescence, written by Leigh Stein, author of The Fallback Plan, newly released from Melville... ...read more
My Valentine’s Day Challenge
The “Day of Love” is upon us, and with Rick Santorum (aka Senator Lovekill) surging in the polls, I heartily put forth to my readers the same Valentine’s Day C... ...read more
Your Spouse is Using You: Facebook and the Effects of Unemployment on Divorce
In a recent article, “Facebook is Using You,” professor and author Lori Andrews delivered an ethical criticism of the social networking hub based on its practice of ... ...read more
How to Spend Valentine’s Day with Kanye West
Valentine’s Day is approaching, and this year you are in love. A day devoted to your loving, cherubs everywhere. You and Kanye have been official for what– 2 months? G... ...read more
The Fallback Plan for Short Attention Spans
The Fallback Plan is a weekly column, offering advice to those undergoing a second adolescence, written by Leigh Stein, author of The Fallback Plan, newly released from Melville... ...read moreFollow Us
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