ReCap of The Doc’s Start and Sit Picks, Volume Nine
Happy Days are here again! (Settle down, Henry Winkler, that’s not what I meant) The carnage is over. No more 6 team byes. Just one more 4 team bye week and then it is pedal-to-the-metal till season’s end. And in the last week of reduced recommendations, I went 15-7, looking like more of a swami than Chris Berman.
Josh Freeman: Maybe the kid is the old pre-incarcerated Michael Vick, Jr. He did throw 2 INTs to go with his 2 TDs. But even with the turnovers he still put up double digit points with 13. Swami-ish.
Joe Flacco: Now the Dolphins defense has given up 12 passing TDs this season on the way to Flacco’s 18 fantasy points. Swami!
Jamaal Charles: Oh man, the Raiders are good now? Wasn’t the last time part-way through the first Bush administration? It was just 9 fantasy points for my old student. Bonehead-ish.
LeGarrette Blount: Man, the little bulldozer that could got bulldozed by the defense that could; just 4 fantasy points. Bonehead!
Peyton Hillis: Holy Moley! I thought he’d do well, but I didn’t expect this kind of a blow-up! Wow, 31 points! Swami!
Patrick Crayton: He racked up just 7 points but that speaks more to Rivers’ ability to make guys off the street look good while he shreds a defense than any deficit by Crayton. Bonehead-ish.
James Jones: Bottom line, the Cowboys couldn’t stop a team made up of the CGI guinea pigs from the movie G Force. 18 fantasy points, buddy. Swami!
Mike (TB) Williams: The kid just keeps on scoring TDs. He got another one on his way to 14 fantasy points. Swami!
Jacob Tamme: He’s not another Dallas Clark, but the Eagles kind of made him look like it with his 16 fantasy points. Swami!
Ben Watson: I thought he’d get more than 2 points. I guess Hillis got everybody’s touches. Bonehead!
Carson Palmer: Damn you, Steelers, for letting the Bengals back into the game in the fourth quarter! And most of Palmer’s 15 fantasy points were through T.O., too. Bonehead!
Matt Schaub: Just 8 Points; Cha-Ching! And Arian Foster rolled like a beast; called it. Swami!
Jon Kitna: I was right. The Walking Dead was way more entertaining than watching Kitna rack up 7 fantasy points while the Packers picked up where the Jags left off. But I have to admit that it was hard to tell the difference between the two broadcasts at times, since by the second half it looked like the Packers were dismembering a corpse. On the bright side, now that Wade Phillips schedule has opened up, he’d be perfect for a stagger-on cameo role as a zombie on The Walking Dead. I’d say his performance Sunday night would make a killer audition tape. Swami!
Cedric Benson: Curse you, Steelers! But I repeat myself. That happens when you let a back rack up 13 fantasy points. Is Benson better than Chris Johnson or were you guys letting up? Bonehead-ish.
Beanie Wells: Supposedly he got just one carry because of an allergic reaction to an injection he got in his knee. I’m sure that the thought of running repeatedly into the Williams wall had absolutely nothing to do with it, not even a little bit; zero points. Swami!
Marshawn Lynch: Yep, like I told ya, just 4 points versus the G-men. Swami!
Roy Williams: Yeah, he has really cooled off; like liquid nitrogen. Zero fantasy points. Swami!
Marques Colston: Told ya, too many targets to rely on him consistently and he goes out and gets 6 points. Swami!
Mike (SEA) Williams: What can I say, Charlie Whitehurst is no Matt Hasselbeck; 2 fantasy points. Swami!
Brent Celek: He only got only got one ball thrown to him all day and he didn’t get it; zero points. Swami!
Dustin Keller: Well, Sanchez came out of his slump. Keller didn’t blow up but his 5 points were relevant on a week with 6 teams on a bye. Bonehead-ish.
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