A Look Back At Week Fourteen: Swami or Bonehead?
Well, I had my best week in a long time, 17-7, Swami to Bonehead ratio. And I’ve been busy in my real job, grading final exams and assigning grades. Perhaps the pressure focused my mind. Or maybe Dayquil and Robitussin interact to form a cognitive enhancer.
Alex Smith: Bingo, Bango, 2 TDs. Swami!
Joe Flacco: Over 200 yards and a TD. Swami!
Donovan McNabb: 275 yards and 2 TDs. Swami!
Vince Young: Just 132 yards passing, but 44 yards rushing and a TD. Swami!
Jamaal Charles: Super Bingo Bango! 143 yards rushing, 38 yards receiving and a TD. Swami!
Quinton Ganther: Bingo, Bango! 50 yards rushing, 43 yards receiving and 2 TDs. Swami!
Thomas Jones: Bingo, Bango! 99 yards rushing and 2 TDs. Swami!
Robert Meachem: Finally held scoreless. But the Dirty Birds did it? C’est incroyable! Bonehead!
Terrell Owens: Just 15 yards but he got their only TD. Swami-ish.
Kenny Britt: 75 yards receiving. Eh, okay, but a little disappointing seeing how they scored all over the place against the Rams. Swami-ish.
Vincent Jackson: 120 yards, baby! Swami!
Jermichael Finley: 70 yards. For a TE, that’s pretty good. Swami!
Kyle Orton: 277 yards and 2 TDs. Bonehead!
Bruce Gradkowski: 150 yards, no scores and knocked out of the game with an injury. Swami!
Jay Cutler: Over 200 yards and 2Tds to go with his 2 INTs. Bonehead-ish.
Chad Henne: Just over 200 yards, but he got a rushing TD. Bonehead-ish.
Brandon Jacobs: 60 yards and a TD. Bonehead-ish.
Frank Gore: 167 yards rushing and a TD. Why did it take so long for Singletary to rediscover the running game? Bonehead!
Marion Barber: Remember December. Nailed it! Swami!
Devin Hester: Didn’t play. Swami-ish.
Donnie Avery: 14 yards. Swami!
Roddy White: 41 yards. Swami!
Louis Murphy: 8 yards. Swami!
Kevin Boss: 70 yards and a TD. Bonehead!
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