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		<title>Touched By An Angel Star Dies Mysteriously</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 21:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Tynion IV</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems almost disrespectful not to go with the angelic pun at the ready here, so I will not resist the urge. John Dye is with the angels today. One of the stars of long-running 90s television mainstay Touched By An Angel, Dye portrayed the Angel of Death, a figure named Andrew. Dye was 47 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thefastertimes.com/fameupdate/files/2011/01/300.angel_.dye_.lr_.011311.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-908" title="300.angel.dye.lr.011311" src="http://thefastertimes.com/fameupdate/files/2011/01/300.angel_.dye_.lr_.011311.jpg" alt="300.angel .dye .lr .011311 Touched By An Angel Star Dies Mysteriously" width="300" height="300" /></a> It seems almost disrespectful not to go with the angelic pun at the ready here, so I will not resist the urge. John Dye is with the angels today. One of the stars of long-running 90s television mainstay <em>Touched By An Angel</em>, Dye portrayed the Angel of Death, a figure named Andrew. Dye was 47 years old, and while mostly known for his television, he also dabbled in film work. His most recent appearance was in the Wayne Kennedy martial arts picture, <em>Fist of the Warrior.</em></p>
<p><em>Touched By An Angel </em>ran for nine seasons on CBS, and while Dye was introduced in the first season, he only became a series regular at the start of the third season. The show focused on a group of Angels who bring messages from God to people at difficult crossroads in their lives. Dye starred with Roma Downey, Della Reese, and Valerie Bertinelli.</p>
<p>His young death is suitably mysterious for the Angel of Death. While doctors believe that it may be due to some kind of heart failure connected to a long-term health condition, there&#8217;s no clear explanation for the actor&#8217;s passing. The passing occurred earlier this week, with his family deciding to withhold the information as they made arrangements for Dye&#8217;s memorial service.</p>
<p>The memorial service for John Dye will be open to the public, and held  on January 22 in Dye&#8217;s hometown of Amory, Mississippi. The family is asking concerned parties to please give to the Amory Food   Pantry or the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS   Foundation in honor of the Actor&#8217;s life and work.</p>
<p>Image from [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b220627_touched_by_angel_star_dead_47.html">eonline.com</a>]</p>
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		<title>Spider-Man is Back! First Official Picture of Andrew Garfield in Costume</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 21:10:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Tynion IV</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Sony announced a new Spider-Man film franchise under the helm of Marc Webb, director of 2009&#8242;s 500 Days of Summer, fans weren&#8217;t exactly sure what to expect from a completely new direction, fully separated from the Tobey Maguire/ Sam Raimi films. Little snippets from the last couple of months have been looking good, starting [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thefastertimes.com/fameupdate/files/2011/01/garfield-745x1024.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-898" title="garfield-745x1024" src="http://thefastertimes.com/fameupdate/files/2011/01/garfield-745x1024-218x300.jpg" alt="garfield 745x1024 218x300 Spider Man is Back! First Official Picture of Andrew Garfield in Costume" width="218" height="300" /></a> When Sony announced a new Spider-Man film franchise under the helm of Marc Webb, director of 2009&#8242;s <em>500 Days of Summer</em>, fans weren&#8217;t exactly sure what to expect from a completely new direction, fully separated from the Tobey Maguire/ Sam Raimi films. Little snippets from the last couple of months have been looking good, starting with the extremely intelligent casting of <em>The Social Network</em> stand-out, Andrew Garfield, but now the world at large can see what we can expect from the upcoming super-hero blockbuster.</p>
<p>The image shows a notably darker tone than we saw with the sometimes campy Raimi films. With the claw marks on our leading man&#8217;s chest, this image likely comes shortly after an encounter with the film&#8217;s primary villain, classic Spidey character The Lizard. The tone seems to mimic the most successful superhero franchise of the modern era, the Christopher Nolan Batman series, an intelligent move for young director Marc Webb. Even his choice of The Lizard matches Nolan, with the decision to focus his first film on the main character, and pulling a secondary villain from Spider-Man&#8217;s rogues gallery, to prevent the villain from overshadowing the hero. It seems likely that a second film would introduce the classic Spider-Man arch-nemesis, the Green Goblin, especially if Webb continues to follow Nolan&#8217;s winning formula.</p>
<p>The as-of-yet untitled Spider-Man reboot (I&#8217;d personally wager that producers will go with the name of the monthly comic book series, <em>The Amazing Spider-Man</em> to separate the new series from the previous franchise) continues to impress on all cylinders. The film will showcase Andrew Garfield as the web-slinging Peter Parker, Emma Stone as the original Spider-Man love interest Gwen Stacy, Martin Sheen as Peter&#8217;s Uncle Ben, Rhys Ifans as Dr. Curt Connors (The Lizard), Dennis Leary as Gwen Stacy&#8217;s father and Police Captain George Stacy, and a similarly star-studded secondary cast.</p>
<p>The Spidey reboot looks like a winner amidst what will likely be the biggest Superhero summer in film history, with the release of <em>The Avengers</em> and <em>The Dark Knight Rises</em>. Nevertheless, mark your calendars for July 3rd, 2012 for your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.</p>
<p>See the image at full size [<a href="http://www.deadline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/garfield.jpg">here</a>]</p>
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		<title>David Nelson of Ozzie and Harriet Fame Passes Away at 74</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2011 21:13:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James Tynion IV</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the great American Television Families has just lost its final member. David Nelson, son of Ozzie Nelson and Harriet Hilliard, who played a fictional version of himself over fourteen seasons of the classic 50s and 60s television series, The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet, passed away today from colon cancer at the age [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thefastertimes.com/fameupdate/files/2011/01/david_nelson.png"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-889" title="david_nelson" src="http://thefastertimes.com/fameupdate/files/2011/01/david_nelson.png" alt="david nelson David Nelson of Ozzie and Harriet Fame Passes Away at 74" width="280" height="351" /></a> One of the great American Television Families has just lost its final member. David Nelson, son of Ozzie Nelson and Harriet Hilliard, who played a fictional version of himself over fourteen seasons of the classic 50s and 60s television series, <em>The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet, </em>passed away today from colon cancer at the age of 74. Nelson&#8217;s younger brother, Ricky, passed away in the mid 1980s, making today the ultimate conclusion of the popular Nelson family, at least in the realm of Pop Culture.</p>
<p><em>The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet </em>went on the air when David was sixteen years old, but he had already been playing the part of himself on the show&#8217;s radio predecessor for years, and even earlier he had been portrayed on the radio by other child actors. With so many years in the public spotlight, it shouldn&#8217;t be surprising that later in life he chose to stay out of the public eye for the most part. His last major role would be as a part of John Water&#8217;s 1990 Johnny Depp vehicle, <em>Cry-Baby</em>, in which he played Depp&#8217;s love interest&#8217;s father.</p>
<p>David never quite achieved the level of fame the rest of his family did outside the television series, his brother Ricky Nelson having moved on to become an incredibly popular singer and actor, and his parents having been successful even before the television series. And yet he still spent almost two decades of his life on the public stage, fictional though that stage might have been. And with him ends the legacy of the most beloved eras of American Television, and one of its most famous shows.</p>
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		<title>The Paris Hilton Sailor Photo &#8211; and Other Unsettling Celebrity Updates</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 17:40:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diana Clarke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paris Hilton Sets Sail? Yes, this picture of Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits (is that even a real name?) dressed as a sexy sailor and a sexy Native American, respectively, is deeply unsettling, but wait until you see the photo of Hilton’s parents, Rick  and Kathy, as sexy police officers. Also in attendance [...]]]></description>
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<p>Yes, this picture of Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits (is  that even a real name?) dressed as a sexy sailor and a sexy Native  American, respectively, is deeply unsettling, but wait until you see the  photo of Hilton’s parents, Rick  and Kathy, as sexy police officers. Also in attendance were sexy nurse, sexy construction worker, sexy plankton, etc. [<a href="http://x17online.com/celebrities/paris_hilton/paris_hilton_and_boyfriend_cy_waits_kick_off.php">x17online.com</a>]</p>
<p>As if the world needed another Kardashian, Kendall, the family’s youngest, appears in a music video for the pop band One Call alongside Glee’s Kevin McHale. Fourteen-year-old Kendall Jenner was last seen <a href="http://www.okmagazine.com/2010/07/kendall-jenner-hits-the-beach-in-mature-photo-shoot/">in a bikini</a> making sexyface on a beach. [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1325186/Kim-Kardashians-little-sister-Kendall-lands-role-pop-video.html">Daily Mail</a>]<br />
X-Tina is going triple-X: Christina Aguilera, recently divorced and out of the public eye after canceling her music tour this summer (likely due to competition from Lady Gaga’s well-received Monster Ball tour), is getting noticed. Rumor has it that last month she and Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan’s ex-girlfriend, had a ménage-a-trois in Mexico. Question is, who’s the third? [<a href="http://jezebel.com/5677279/christina-aguilera-gets-dirrrty-with-sam-ronson-in-three+way">Jezebel</a>]<br />
Also in unlikely couplings, Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift have been seen out and about in New York, first at an SNL cast party, and then getting brunch in Brooklyn. [<a href="http://newyork.grubstreet.com/2010/10/fresh_players_in_the_dating_ga.html">Grub Street</a>]<br />
Other New York restaurants have also been serving celebrities, but the fare has been a little different: Charlie Sheen was recently found coked-up and naked at a Manhattan restaurant. [<a href="http://jezebel.com/5676962/charlie-sheen-was-coked-up-pantsless-in-restaurant-bathroom">Jezebel</a>]<br />
Proving once again that she is the coolest octogenarian in show business, Betty White tells Parade Magazine that everyone should just calm down and let gay people get married: “I  don’t care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all  that time &#8212; and there are gay relationships that are more solid than  some heterosexual ones &#8212; I think it’s fine if they want to get married.  I don’t know how people can get so anti-something.” [<a href="http://nerve.com/news/tv/betty-white-calls-for-gay-rights-in-the-least-cool-magazine-in-america">Nerve</a>]<br />
Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks,  noted as often for her bodacious figure and red hair as for her acting,  says she, a natural blonde, initially went for the dye job because she  wanted to look like the heroine of Anne of Green Gables,  her favorite book growing up. Hendricks is now ruing the decision  because she feels like her looks are talked about more than her talent. [<a href="http://www.showbizspy.com/article/216839/christina-hendricks-went-ginger-for-attention.html">showbizspy</a>]<br />
While y’all are waiting for <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/10/justin_bieber_punkd.html">MTV to bring back Punk’d</a> starring Justin Bieber, Fox is offering a new show called My Parents Are Gonna Love You, which features “average  people bringing home celebrity love interests to meet their parents in  elaborate prank.” And just when you think your parents have gotten over  the fact that you’re not bringing home a nice Jewish boy… [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/10/finally_one_of_those_prank_rea.html">Culture Vulture</a>]</p>
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		<title>The Anne Hathaway-Jake Gyllenhaal Sex Scene and Other Fame Updates</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 16:09:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diana Clarke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the upcoming film Love and Other Drugs, Anne Hathaway plays an ailing woman who sleeps with a Viagra salesman played by Jake Gyllenhaal. Hathaway found the sex scenes incredibly wearing, and said that “I had to lean so much more heavily on everyone than I’m used to. I’m used to pulling my own weight. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thefastertimes.com/fameupdate/files/2010/10/annehatthawaysex.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-874" title="annehatthawaysex" src="http://thefastertimes.com/fameupdate/files/2010/10/annehatthawaysex-300x194.jpg" alt="annehatthawaysex 300x194 The Anne Hathaway Jake Gyllenhaal Sex Scene and Other Fame Updates" width="300" height="194" /></a>In the upcoming film Love and Other Drugs, Anne Hathaway plays an  ailing woman who sleeps with a Viagra salesman played by Jake  Gyllenhaal.  Hathaway found the sex scenes incredibly wearing, and said  that “I had  to lean so much more heavily on everyone than I’m used to.  I’m used to  pulling my own weight. But I totally fell apart.” In fact,  the actress  tells Vogue  she “cried every single day” of filming. We  here in the real world are  crying to know that two such attractive  people did not enjoy one  another’s, ahem, company more thoroughly. [<a href="http://nerve.com/scanner/2010/10/18/upcoming-sex-scene-makes-anne-hathaway-cry">Nerve</a>]</p>
<p>Other  attractive people are sleeping together, it appears, but the outcome is  no better. Taylor Swift’s new song, “Dear John,” seems to indicate –  surprise! – that John Mayer, 32, is a bad idea. (Jennifer Aniston  could  have told her that.) Swift, 19, who is known for writing songs   directly from relationships, has said of her newest single “Every single   song is like a roadmap to what that relationship stood for, with  little  markers that maybe everyone won&#8217;t know, but there are things  that were  little nuances of the relationship, little hints..” She was  first seen  canoodling with Mayer last February, In Touch magazine   reported, and sources claimed that she spent the night in his hotel   room. Most of us do have to learn at some point how unpleasant it is to   spend the night on the John. A sample lyric:  Dear John/I see it all  now that you&#8217;re gone/Don&#8217;t you think I was too  young/To be messed  with/The girl in the dress/Cried the whole way home/I  should&#8217;ve known. [<a href="http://jezebel.com/5667599/did-john-mayer-sleep-with-taylor-swift--break-her-teenage-heart">Jezebel</a>]<br />
Meanwhile,  Kristin Stewart of Twilight will be playing a teenage runaway who  becomes a stripper in the film Welcome to the Rileys,  out November 5.  In an effort to understand her character, Stewart went  with the film  crew to a strip club in New Orleans, where they were  filming, “and I  was straight-up offered a job,” the actress reports.  Maybe the club was  looking to tap into the teenage fangirl market? [<a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1650274/20101018/story.jhtml">MTV.com</a>]<br />
Madonna’s new manfriend Rahim Brachiki is 19 years her junior, and almost as jacked as she is. [<a href="http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2010/10/16/a_new_man_for_madonna.php">Socialite Life</a>]</p>
<p>Rapper Jay-Z has decided to release his new book, Decoded, via the interwebz. Unfortunately, he got confused and decided to do it through Bing, the search engine that <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/04/gossip_girl_recap_3.html">even Gossip Girl couldn’t make happen</a>. Anyway, there’s some complicated online scavenger hunt, and ten new pages to be found every day from now until publication. [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/10/jay-z_will_release_debut_book.html">NY Mag</a>]</p>
<p>Speaking of rappers and ill-chosen releases, Kanye West has had his new album, Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy,  banned from Wal-Mart because of the graphic cover art, which is a  painting of a white woman with wings and no arms mounting a black man  holding a bottle. Kanye tweets: “&#8221;In  all honesty…I really don&#8217;t be thinking about Walmart when I make my  music or album covers #kanyeshrug! I wanna sell albums but not at the  expense of my true creativity.” [<a href="http://nerve.com/scanner/2010/10/18/kanye-wests-new-album-cover-too-sexy-for-wal-mart">Nerve</a>]</p>
<p>J-Woww of Jersey Shore actually looked like a normal person before she discovered fake tans. [<a href="http://www.popeater.com/2010/10/19/j-woww-photos-childhodd/">Popeater</a>]</p>
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		<title>Can Justin Bieber Really Rap? (See Video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 18:59:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diana Clarke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Justin Bieber Can Rap? Justin Bieber is breaking (popping?) out of the pop-star bubble with his latest video, in which he raps over Cam’ron and Vado’s “Speakin’ Tungs.” Shockingly, Vado was impressed: “I was shocked! He killed it! He sounded like B.I.G.” With comparisons to little lesbians and giant rappers, maybe Justin Bieber is the [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Justin Bieber Can Rap?</strong></p>
<p>Justin Bieber is breaking (popping?) out of the pop-star bubble with his latest video, in which he raps over Cam’ron and Vado’s “Speakin’ Tungs.” Shockingly, Vado was impressed: “I was shocked! He killed it! He sounded like B.I.G.” With comparisons to <a href="http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/">little lesbians</a> and giant rappers, maybe Justin Bieber is the uniting force of our time. [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/10/justin_biebers_rapping_now_rap.html">NY Mag</a>]<br />
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<p>TLC just released the trailer for the new reality miniseries Sarah Palin’s Alaska,  in which the former vice-presidential candidate exclaims “This is  flippin’ fun! Why can’t we ever just be satisfied with tranquility?”  while rowing through rapids. While clutching her husband she declares  “I’d rather be here than in some stuffy political office.” Bitter much, Sarah Palin? [<a href="http://nerve.com/scanner/2010/10/15/watch-a-preview-of-sarah-palins-new-tlc-miniseries">Nerve</a>]</p>
<p>Christina Aguilera has split from husband Jordan Bratman and is now reportedly dating Lindsay Lohan’s ex-girlfriend, DJ Samantha Ronson.  The two took a trip to Cabo this summer and “have been inseperable”  ever since. “Christina doesn’t create the kind of drama Lindsay did,”  says a source. Unfortunately, none of these women appear to have created  much of anything lately. They are all teetering on the brink of  famous-for-having-been-famous. [<a href="http://x17online.com/celebrities/christina_aguilera/x17_exclusive_christina_aguilera_on_the_rebound_with_lindsay_lohans_ex_samantha_ronson-10142010.php">x17</a>]</p>
<p>Emma Stone, star of the recent film Easy A, just got the coolest tattoo ever. How, you ask? It’s because she loves her mom, and it’s designed by Paul McCartney.  Yep, that’s right. The former Beatles member sketched a pair bird feet  that Emma and her mother got inked on their wrists. The two women got  the tattoos to celebrate Stone’s mother surviving breast cancer, and  because they both love the song “Blackbird.” [<a href="http://www.popeater.com/2010/10/16/emma-stones-tattoo-designer-paul-mccartney/">Popeater</a>]</p>
<p>Neil Patrick Harris wants you to know that he and his partner David Burtka  are “happy, healthy, tired, and a little pukey” after the birth of  their twins, Gideon Scott and Harper Grace. Aw, we’re pukey too, but  only because the whole thing is so damn cute. [<a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheat-sheet/item/david-burtka-and-neil-patrick-harris-welcome-twins-gideon-and-harper/doubling-up/?cid=topic:headline2">The Daily Beast</a>]</p>
<p>Since Lindsay has been out of the papers for all of a week now, Michael Lohan  appears to be picking up the family crazy slack, avowing that if  Lindsay, who’s currently in treatment at the Betty Ford Clinic, doesn’t  start picking up his calls, he’ll renounce his sobriety and get himself a  spot in the Betty alongside his daughter. [<a href="http://dlisted.com/node/39258">dlisted</a>]</p>
<p>Taylor Momsen,  a role model for sex-positivity, even if she needs to cut back on the  eyeliner: “If it’s a good sex tape, I’ll watch it…I like some adult  stars. I have a couple favorites.” It’s comforting, at least, to know  that the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee tape was not to her liking. [<a href="http://jezebel.com/5664772/taylor-momsen-likes-porn">Jezebel</a>]<br />
<span>Photo by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/19642747@N00/4581764975">kindofadraag</a></span></p>
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		<title>Movies Now Forced to Warn You About Penises</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 18:38:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diana Clarke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sascha Baron Cohen can take full credit for provoking the creation of the MPAA&#8217;s new and oddly specific warning &#8220;Male Nudity.&#8221; The sight of Cohen&#8217;s schlong in the film Bruno upset a lot of parents, so now all major cinematic penises will be announced. There&#8217;s something for his obituary. [Culture Vulture] Breaking news, thirty years [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Sascha Baron Cohen  can take full credit for provoking the creation of  the MPAA&#8217;s new and  oddly specific warning &#8220;Male Nudity.&#8221; The sight of  Cohen&#8217;s schlong in  the film Bruno upset a lot of parents, so now all  major cinematic penises will be announced. There&#8217;s something for his  obituary. [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/10/mpaa_now_specifically_warning.html">Culture Vulture</a>]</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Breaking news, thirty years late: it appears that Princess Leia, that is, Carrie Fisher, was on cocaine during the filming of The Empire Strikes Back. Specifically in the ice planet, appropriately enough. [<a href="http://nerve.com/scanner/2010/10/11/princess-leia-was-on-cocaine-during-empire-strikes-back-filming">Nerve</a>]</p>
<p>Fleeing rumors of Ashton Kutcher&#8217;s infidelity, he and his wife Demi Moore  have headed to the Holy Land. In typically grammatical form, Kutcher  tweeted &#8220;Sharing Love &amp; Light while in Israel. Asking 4 the energy 2  forge bonds with our similarities &amp; find compromise in our  differences.&#8221; According to the picture at the link, they&#8217;re also forging  bonds with matching hipster glasses. Buddy Holly would be upset. [<a href="http://jezebel.com/5660831/ashton--demi-escape-cheating-rumors-by-jetting-to-israel">Jezebel</a>]</p>
<p>Kim Kardashian steps out in the buff for W Magazine&#8217;s  annual art issue. Despite being known mostly for reality television  shows with too many Ks in the titles, Kardashian strikes quite a lovely  figure. And one which is the size a normal person might be! Yes! More  healthy, varied bodies in the media, please! [<a href="http://gawker.com/5661354/thank-you-w-magazine-for-bringing-us-kim-kardashian-in-the-nude">Gawker</a>]</p>
<p>Last seen on Broadway nude and worshiping horses in the avant-garde play Equus, Daniel  Radcliffe is due to return to the stage in the stodgy, sexist 1960s musical How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying,  where he knows he&#8217;s &#8220;got to be single&#8221; because of all the chorus girls.  A friend warned him &#8220;Dude, don&#8217;t sleep with anyone in your own show,&#8221;  but Radcliffe says of the sound advice &#8220;I&#8217;m not sure I&#8217;ll stick to it.&#8221; [<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/11/daniel-radcliffe-looks-fo_n_757821.html">Huffington Post</a>]</p>
<p>Sascha Baron Cohen  can take full credit for provoking the creation of the MPAA&#8217;s new and  oddly specific warning &#8220;Male Nudity.&#8221; The sight of Cohen&#8217;s schlong in  the film Bruno upset a lot of parents, so now all major cinematic penises will be announced. There&#8217;s something for his obituary. [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/10/mpaa_now_specifically_warning.html">Culture Vulture</a>]</p>
<p>In good company with Cohen is Miley Cyrus,  who has provoked parental protest over her sexy new video, &#8220;Who Owns My  Heart,&#8221; which features Cyrus rolling around on a bed in her underwear  and a sleep mask, and a lot of suggestive lipstick application. So,  basically what lots of people do alone in their bathrooms. [<a href="http://www.popeater.com/2010/10/11/miley-cyrus-who-owns-my-heart/">Popeater</a>]</p>
<p>Snooki  is finally getting around to that community service she was assigned  after her drunken arrest. And by &#8220;community service,&#8221; I mean autograph  signing. What community anybody thinks that will serve is beyond me. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/10/11/snooki-community-service-autographs-signature-seasde-heights-community-center/">TMZ</a>]</p>
<p>We&#8217;ve missed her dulcet tones: Fran Drescher of &#8220;The Nanny&#8221; is slated to host her own talk show on Fox! That woman plays her nose like an instrument. [<a href="http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/10/11/fran-drescher-daytime-talk-show/">Popwatch</a>]</p>
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		<title>Michelle Williams to Play Marilyn Monroe and More Fame Updates</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2010 02:56:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diana Clarke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michelle Williams is slated to appear in an upcoming biopic as Marilyn Monroe, and the first pictures of the actress in costume have been released. For my money, they&#8217;ve got nothing on the shoot Lindsay Lohan did as Monroe for Vanity Fair two years ago. [The Daily What] Speaking of damaged, iconic actresses, Lindsay Lohan [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">Michelle Williams is slated to appear in an upcoming biopic as Marilyn Monroe, and the first pictures of the actress in costume have been released. For my money, they&#8217;ve got nothing on <a href="http://www.fashionising.com/pictures/b--Lindsay-Lohan-naked-as-Marilyn-Monroe-1017.html">the shoot Lindsay Lohan did</a> as Monroe for Vanity Fair two years ago. [<a href="http://www.fashionising.com/pictures/b--Lindsay-Lohan-naked-as-Marilyn-Monroe-1017.html">The Daily What</a>]</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Speaking of damaged, iconic actresses, Lindsay Lohan is  back in rehab, this time at the Betty Ford Center, where in addition to  narcotics and alcohol, she is being required to swear off Twitter and  the telephone. [<a href="http://www.popeater.com/2010/10/08/lindsay-lohan-rehab/">Popeater</a>]</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Standup comic and author of Are You There Vodka? It&#8217;s Me, Chelsea, Chelsea Handler, recently went to the interwebz to deny rumors that is going out with rapper 50 Cent, tweeting  &#8220;Everyone, calm down. I met with mr. Cent about a potential project.  There&#8217;s nothing to report yet, ill let you know if there is.&#8221; Meanwhile,  good ol&#8217; print media in the form of Us Weekly has this quote from an anonymous source: &#8220;It&#8217;smore of a hookup thing &#8212; whenever they are in the same town.&#8221; [<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/07/chelsea-handler-denies-da_n_753947.html">Huffington Post</a>]</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Speaking of Us Weekly, that fine publication wants to let us know that comic Jason Sudeikis of SNL  is on the absurd BluePrint Cleanse diet, consisting of six bottles of  juice a day, so that he can measure up (or down) to his slim new  girlfriend, January Jones of Mad Men.  An anonymous source tells the magazine &#8220;January is so gorgeous and  thin, it&#8217;s hard to look good next to her.&#8221; New relationships! Hollywood!  Disordered eating! How charming. [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/jason-sudeikis-goes-on-diet-feels-fat-next-to-january-jones--2010810">Us Weekly</a>]</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Equally charming is the apparent proclivity of fellow Mad Men star Jon Hamm, who plays Don Draper, the ex-husband of January Jones&#8217; Betty, to appear at pubic, er, public  events without underwear. Many red carpet photos indicate that the  dashing actor is packing heat. View the photos at the link for a very  good or a slightly upsetting time (maybe both). [<a href="http://gawker.com/5656455/jon-hamms-salami-a-photographic-investigation/gallery/">Gawker</a>]</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">While you used to have to seek out Gwyneth Paltrow&#8217;s patronizing advice by subscribing to <a href="http://goop.com/">GOOP</a>, her abstemious, self-righteous lifestyle newsletter, you can now find it right in the pages of Elle  magazine, where she pities those weak, silly struggling actors who  might think &#8220;&#8216;My career will be ruined if I don&#8217;t give this guy a blow  job.&#8221; [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/10/gwyneth_paltrow_can_see_how_wo.html">NY Mag</a>]</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Kim Kardashian and her sisters Khloe and Kourtney were  just trying to have a quiet Thursday night at the bar when a drunk man  approached Kim and asked her for an autograph. The man&#8217;s jealous  girlfriend threw a drink at Kim, who says she&#8217;s &#8220;totally fine.&#8221; I would  be too if going out for the evening got me free advertising for my  upcoming reality show. Stay tuned for the premiere of Kim and Kourtney Take New York, if you must. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20433215,00.html">People</a>]</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Speaking of reality TV, all those years with Nicole Richie on The Simple Life, and the reality show after their subsequent falling out, My New BFF, meant nothing to heiress Paris Hilton, who says she&#8217;s found &#8220;a new BFF&#8221; in the 7-year-old daughter of her boyfriend, Cy Waits. Finally, Paris, someone age-appropriate! [<a href="http://jezebel.com/5659489/paris-hilton-says-boyfriends-daughter-is-her-new-bff">Jezebel</a>]</p>
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		<title>Saudi Arabia Vs. Mariah Carey&#8217;s Shoulders</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 02:34:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Diana Clarke</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saudi Arabia has a notoriously strict censorship policy, so it&#8217;s no surprise that the reliably scantily clad Mariah Carey has been a target for censors, but no amount of plunging cleavage or bare thigh is deserving of the unintentionally hilarious photoshopping that&#8217;s been done to her album covers. Cat fur to her neck? Oh yes. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_849" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 311px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-849" href="http://www.thefastertimes.com/fameupdate/2010/10/05/saudi-arabia-vs-mariah-careys-shoulders/mariahcarey/"><img class="size-full wp-image-849" title="mariahcarey" src="http://thefastertimes.com/fameupdate/files/2010/10/mariahcarey.jpg" alt="mariahcarey Saudi Arabia Vs. Mariah Careys Shoulders" width="301" height="315" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Mariah Carey gets photoshopped by Saudi censors</p></div>
<p>Saudi Arabia has a notoriously strict censorship policy, so it&#8217;s no  surprise that the reliably scantily clad Mariah Carey  has been a target  for censors, but no amount of plunging cleavage or  bare thigh is  deserving of the unintentionally hilarious photoshopping  that&#8217;s been  done to her album covers. Cat fur to her neck? Oh yes. Click  the link  for photos. [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b204019_mariah_carey_photoshop_hilarious_fail.html">E! Online</a>]</p>
<p>Maybe it&#8217;s because he&#8217;s been called the Great American Novelist, but Jonathan Franzen got no love from London when he was there last weekend for a party celebrating the launch of his new book, Freedom  (which, incidentally, has been called the Great American Novel in a few  reviews). Some party crashers made off with Franzen&#8217;s glasses, leaving  behind a $100,000 ransom note, but were apprehended by a HarperCollins  staffperson who chased them down. [<a href="http://gawker.com/5656045/jonathan-franzens-eyeglasses-stolen-held-for-ransom">Gawker</a>]</p>
<p>Someone at MTV appears to think that the American public has been deprived, because they&#8217;ve decided to revive Punk&#8217;d, the celebrity prank show hosted by Ashton Kutcher  until he retired it in 2007. It&#8217;s rumored that they&#8217;re replacing one  annoying, omnipresent and floppy-haired celebrity with another: Justin Bieber. I am so worried that this will result in the Biebs wooing older woman and posting <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/twitter/5037620/Demi-Moore-in-bikini-shot-on-Ashton-Kutchers-Twitter-page.html">creepy</a> <a href="http://www.anorak.co.uk/260642/celebrities/demi-moore-and-ashton-kutcher-twitter-bedroom-pictures.html">pictures</a> of her on his twitter. [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/10/justin_bieber_punkd.html">NY Mag</a>]</p>
<p>You know you&#8217;re highbrow when Dame Helen Mirren  approves. And apparently the titled lady is very fond of Nintendo&#8217;s Wii  Fit, which she uses to keep herself in such spectacular shape that the  60-year-old actress posed <a href="http://facebook.com/">topless</a> for New York Magazine this summer. So grab your remotes, everyone, and remember, pinkies out! [<a href="http://www.popeater.com/2010/10/05/helen-mirren-nintendo-wii/">Popeater</a>]<br />
Caught canoodling at a bar in New Orleans: rapper 50 Cent and scathing comic Chelsea Handler. No one is joking, everyone is nonplussed. The best part? Apparently they&#8217;d been flirting via twitter for months. [<a href="http://jezebel.com/5655944/50-cent--chelsea-handler-are-dating">Jezebel</a>]</p>
<p>At  least unreasonable demands on models&#8217; bodies don&#8217;t discriminate by  gender? That&#8217;s the only upside I can see to the case of the recent  sacking of Abercrombie &amp; Fitch model Florian Van Bael, who was kicked off a photoshoot after ingesting a croissant off-schedule. [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1317930/Male-model-fired-eating-croissant-Abercrombie--Fitch-shoot.htmlhttp:/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1317930/Male-model-fired-eating-croissant-Abercrombie--Fitch-shoot.html">Daily Mail</a>]</p>
<p>Watch Conan O&#8217;Brien writhe seductively on a wet and soapy desk. I mean, um, check out the promotional trailer for his new TV show on TBS. [<a href="http://nerve.com/scanner/2010/10/05/watch-conan-obrien-do-a-surprisingly-seductive-desk-dance">Nerve</a>]<br />
<a href="http://ellen.warnerbros.com/videos/?autoplay=true&amp;mediaKey=58f77b71-c461-4fa9-afa6-25cd78c02237">Ellen DeGeneres</a> and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM6xbW1DZyM&amp;feature=channel">Sarah Silverman</a> are two of the latest celebrities to make videos for sex columnist Dan Savage&#8217;s  It Gets Better Campaign. The campaign aims to reach out to LGBTQ youth  and let them that just because high school sucks doesn&#8217;t mean things  will suck forever, and that help is available. After the recent spate of  suicides by gay teens resulting from bullying, these things need to be  said. [<a href="http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/10/04/harris-degeneres-savage-it-gets-better/">Entertainment Weekly</a>]</p>
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		<title>Jenny McCarthy on the Naked Truth About Sex and More</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 02:22:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jenny McCarthy Shares Her Vast Wisdom in New Book With all the wisdom of her 37 years behind her, Jenny McCarthy has decided to release a book entitled &#8220;Love, Lust &#38; Faking It: The Naked Truth About Sex, Lies, And True Romance.&#8221; Women reach their sexual peaks later than men, and McCarthy currently rates herself [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Jenny McCarthy Shares Her Vast Wisdom in New Book</strong></p>
<p>With all the wisdom of her 37 years behind her, Jenny McCarthy  has decided to release a book entitled &#8220;Love, Lust &amp; Faking It: The  Naked Truth About Sex, Lies, And True Romance.&#8221; Women reach their  sexual peaks later than men, and McCarthy currently rates herself a 9.8  out of 10 on the horninness scale. Yet despite that, and her well-known  breast implants, McCarthy claims that to her size doesn&#8217;t matter: &#8220;Size  definitely helps, but the thing is, you don&#8217;t need big. Average is  awesome! Standard issue is awesome!&#8221; Normal people everywhere, there is  still hope! [<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/30/jenny-mccarthy-talks-extr_n_745417.html">Huffington Post</a>]</p>
<p>Director Baz Luhrmann is rumored to be working on his most ambitious project yet: a film adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald&#8217;s iconic novel The Great Gatsby, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jay Gatsby, Tobey Maguire as Nick Carraway, and Amanda Seyfried as Daisy Buchanan. Here&#8217;s hoping the project gets a green light! [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/10/leonardo_dicaprio_and_tobey_ma.html">Culture Vulture</a>]</p>
<p>In other book news, Harry Potter author J. K. Rowling told Oprah Winfrey  &#8220;I&#8217;m not gonna say I won&#8217;t&#8221; write any more books in the series. Now if  only someone had a time turner so we could all stop waiting. [<a href="http://tv.gawker.com/5653407/jk-rowling-im-not-gonna-say-i-wont-write-more-harry-potter-books">Gawker</a>]</p>
<p>Apparently unaware that Justin Timberlake has fulfilled the entertainment industry&#8217;s demand for former &#8216;NSYNC members (and is a great deal more talented) Joey Fatone has launched a campaign for an &#8216;NSYNC-themed episode of Glee, tweeting after the much-heralded Britney Spears  episode &#8220;Glee was good but I think my ass needs to get on that show to  be a teacher.&#8221; Let&#8217;s hope the producers of the FOX show are smart enough  to say &#8220;Bye Bye Bye&#8221; to Fatone. [<a href="http://www.popeater.com/2010/10/01/joey-fatone-nsync-glee/">Popeater</a>]</p>
<p>Underage pop star Miley Cyrus  was spotted with friends in a 21+ Hollywood nightclub on Thursday,  where she &#8220;danced seductively while shaking her hips.&#8221; Girlfriend knew  her limits, though, and didn&#8217;t go near any alcohol with the paparazzi  around. Lindsay Lohan, take note! [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic/news/underage-miley-cyrus-hits-up-21-hollywood-nightclub-1970241">Us! Weekly</a>]</p>
<p>Glee star Lea Michele sheds her clothing and the buttoned-up schoolgirl image she cultivates on the show in the most recent issue of British Marie Claire, which finds her posed semi-topless and seductive. She credits Glee&#8217;s message of self-acceptance with helping her find the courage to do the shoot. [<a href="http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2010/10/01/lea-michele-models-semi-topless-for-marie-claire/">People</a>]</p>
<p>CNN news anchor Rick Sanchez was fired after a radio interview in which he called Daily Show host Jon Stewart  a &#8220;bigot,&#8221; and accused him and other Jews of controlling the media. [<a href="http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/39464138/ns/today-entertainment/">MSNBC</a>]</p>
<p>Sheryl Shabani, jewelry designer to the stars, recently filed for divorce from her husband, claiming that he tried to run soccer star David Beckham off  the highway after (baselessly) accusing Shabani of having an affair  with Beckham. Shabani is good friends with Beckham&#8217;s wife, Victoria &#8220;Posh Spice&#8221; Beckham, and attributes the whole affair to her husband&#8217;s &#8220;craziness.&#8221; [<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/10/exclusive-court-documents-david-beckham-caught-affair-allegations-with-victorias">Radar</a>]</p>
<p>Mariah Carey&#8217;s  new Christmas song was just released, and depending who you are, either  the holiday season started two months early, or you&#8217;ll need to find a  paper bag to vomit into. [<a href="http://jezebel.com/5653212/hear-mariah-careys-new-christmas-song-before-its-on-the-love-actually-2-soundtrack">Jezebel</a>]</p>
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