The Paris Hilton Sailor Photo – and Other Unsettling Celebrity Updates

• Paris Hilton Sets Sail?

Yes, this picture of Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits (is that even a real name?) dressed as a sexy sailor and a sexy Native American, respectively, is deeply unsettling, but wait until you see the photo of Hilton’s parents, Rick and Kathy, as sexy police officers. Also in attendance were sexy nurse, sexy construction worker, sexy plankton, etc. [x17online.com]

As if the world needed another Kardashian, Kendall, the family’s youngest, appears in a music video for the pop band One Call alongside Glee’s Kevin McHale. Fourteen-year-old Kendall Jenner was last seen in a bikini making sexyface on a beach. [Daily Mail]
X-Tina is going triple-X: Christina Aguilera, recently divorced and out of the public eye after canceling her music tour this summer (likely due to competition from Lady Gaga’s well-received Monster Ball tour), is getting noticed. Rumor has it that last month she and Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan’s ex-girlfriend, had a ménage-a-trois in Mexico. Question is, who’s the third? [Jezebel]
Also in unlikely couplings, Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift have been seen out and about in New York, first at an SNL cast party, and then getting brunch in Brooklyn. [Grub Street]
Other New York restaurants have also been serving celebrities, but the fare has been a little different: Charlie Sheen was recently found coked-up and naked at a Manhattan restaurant. [Jezebel]
Proving once again that she is the coolest octogenarian in show business, Betty White tells Parade Magazine that everyone should just calm down and let gay people get married: “I don’t care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time — and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some heterosexual ones — I think it’s fine if they want to get married. I don’t know how people can get so anti-something.” [Nerve]
Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks, noted as often for her bodacious figure and red hair as for her acting, says she, a natural blonde, initially went for the dye job because she wanted to look like the heroine of Anne of Green Gables, her favorite book growing up. Hendricks is now ruing the decision because she feels like her looks are talked about more than her talent. [showbizspy]
While y’all are waiting for MTV to bring back Punk’d starring Justin Bieber, Fox is offering a new show called My Parents Are Gonna Love You, which features “average people bringing home celebrity love interests to meet their parents in elaborate prank.” And just when you think your parents have gotten over the fact that you’re not bringing home a nice Jewish boy… [Culture Vulture]

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