Movies Now Forced to Warn You About Penises

Sascha Baron Cohen can take full credit for provoking the creation of the MPAA’s new and oddly specific warning “Male Nudity.” The sight of Cohen’s schlong in the film Bruno upset a lot of parents, so now all major cinematic penises will be announced. There’s something for his obituary. [Culture Vulture]

Breaking news, thirty years late: it appears that Princess Leia, that is, Carrie Fisher, was on cocaine during the filming of The Empire Strikes Back. Specifically in the ice planet, appropriately enough. [Nerve]

Fleeing rumors of Ashton Kutcher’s infidelity, he and his wife Demi Moore have headed to the Holy Land. In typically grammatical form, Kutcher tweeted “Sharing Love & Light while in Israel. Asking 4 the energy 2 forge bonds with our similarities & find compromise in our differences.” According to the picture at the link, they’re also forging bonds with matching hipster glasses. Buddy Holly would be upset. [Jezebel]

Kim Kardashian steps out in the buff for W Magazine’s annual art issue. Despite being known mostly for reality television shows with too many Ks in the titles, Kardashian strikes quite a lovely figure. And one which is the size a normal person might be! Yes! More healthy, varied bodies in the media, please! [Gawker]

Last seen on Broadway nude and worshiping horses in the avant-garde play Equus, Daniel Radcliffe is due to return to the stage in the stodgy, sexist 1960s musical How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying, where he knows he’s “got to be single” because of all the chorus girls. A friend warned him “Dude, don’t sleep with anyone in your own show,” but Radcliffe says of the sound advice “I’m not sure I’ll stick to it.” [Huffington Post]

In good company with Cohen is Miley Cyrus, who has provoked parental protest over her sexy new video, “Who Owns My Heart,” which features Cyrus rolling around on a bed in her underwear and a sleep mask, and a lot of suggestive lipstick application. So, basically what lots of people do alone in their bathrooms. [Popeater]

Snooki is finally getting around to that community service she was assigned after her drunken arrest. And by “community service,” I mean autograph signing. What community anybody thinks that will serve is beyond me. [TMZ]

We’ve missed her dulcet tones: Fran Drescher of “The Nanny” is slated to host her own talk show on Fox! That woman plays her nose like an instrument. [Popwatch]