Jenny McCarthy on the Naked Truth About Sex and More

Jenny McCarthy
Jenny McCarthy Shares Her Vast Wisdom in New Book
With all the wisdom of her 37 years behind her, Jenny McCarthy has decided to release a book entitled “Love, Lust & Faking It: The Naked Truth About Sex, Lies, And True Romance.” Women reach their sexual peaks later than men, and McCarthy currently rates herself a 9.8 out of 10 on the horninness scale. Yet despite that, and her well-known breast implants, McCarthy claims that to her size doesn’t matter: “Size definitely helps, but the thing is, you don’t need big. Average is awesome! Standard issue is awesome!” Normal people everywhere, there is still hope! [Huffington Post]
Director Baz Luhrmann is rumored to be working on his most ambitious project yet: a film adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s iconic novel The Great Gatsby, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jay Gatsby, Tobey Maguire as Nick Carraway, and Amanda Seyfried as Daisy Buchanan. Here’s hoping the project gets a green light! [Culture Vulture]
In other book news, Harry Potter author J. K. Rowling told Oprah Winfrey “I’m not gonna say I won’t” write any more books in the series. Now if only someone had a time turner so we could all stop waiting. [Gawker]
Apparently unaware that Justin Timberlake has fulfilled the entertainment industry’s demand for former ‘NSYNC members (and is a great deal more talented) Joey Fatone has launched a campaign for an ‘NSYNC-themed episode of Glee, tweeting after the much-heralded Britney Spears episode “Glee was good but I think my ass needs to get on that show to be a teacher.” Let’s hope the producers of the FOX show are smart enough to say “Bye Bye Bye” to Fatone. [Popeater]
Underage pop star Miley Cyrus was spotted with friends in a 21+ Hollywood nightclub on Thursday, where she “danced seductively while shaking her hips.” Girlfriend knew her limits, though, and didn’t go near any alcohol with the paparazzi around. Lindsay Lohan, take note! [Us! Weekly]
Glee star Lea Michele sheds her clothing and the buttoned-up schoolgirl image she cultivates on the show in the most recent issue of British Marie Claire, which finds her posed semi-topless and seductive. She credits Glee’s message of self-acceptance with helping her find the courage to do the shoot. [People]
CNN news anchor Rick Sanchez was fired after a radio interview in which he called Daily Show host Jon Stewart a “bigot,” and accused him and other Jews of controlling the media. [MSNBC]
Sheryl Shabani, jewelry designer to the stars, recently filed for divorce from her husband, claiming that he tried to run soccer star David Beckham off the highway after (baselessly) accusing Shabani of having an affair with Beckham. Shabani is good friends with Beckham’s wife, Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham, and attributes the whole affair to her husband’s “craziness.” [Radar]
Mariah Carey’s new Christmas song was just released, and depending who you are, either the holiday season started two months early, or you’ll need to find a paper bag to vomit into. [Jezebel]
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