Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian Get Fashion Line

While I was under the impression that the Kardashians’ notable accessory was their breasts, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian appear to believe that you’d like to dress like them as well. Prepare for their collection to arrive in stores next year. It’s cheaper than implants! [Us Weekly]

Brilliantly character actress Jane Lynch, currently appearing as the vindictive Sue Sylvester on Glee, is slated to host Saturday Night Live this fall. America, prepare to be chastened. [Culture Vulture]

Harry Potter fans, rejoice! Not only do Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint make a pair of fine-looking wizards, but they hang out in real life, too: the pair were spotted together at Patch nightclub in London. One must wonder if it takes tapping an intricate pattern with a magic wand on a brick wall to get in. Might be easier than getting past the bouncer. [Just Jared]

While I was under the impression that the Kardashians’ notable accessory was their breasts, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney appear to believe that you’d like to dress like them as well. Prepare for their collection to arrive in stores next year. It’s cheaper than implants! [Us Weekly]

Not only does occasionally sparkly-chested Robert Pattinson appear to be everywhere, but now his sister’s trying to edge her way into the public eye: Lizzy Pattinson can be seen in an online video singing and playing the song she co-wrote with her brother, “Hands.” Recommended viewing only if you want to feel ugly and talentless for the rest of the day. [OK! Magazine]

Maybe hoping to reclaim some of his own former fame as a teen singing sensation (though one known more for his six-pack than his coif), Mark “Marky Mark” Wahlberg has selflessly volunteered to rap on a Justin Bieber track should the opportunity arise. Are you listening, J-Biebs? [Popeater]

OMG, like, Rihanna‘s life is so hard! She is under “so much pressure” planning Katy Perry‘s bachelorette party before her friend marries Russell Brand! Has Rihanna perhaps not heard that there are people whose job it is to plan things like this? And that she of all people has enough money to hire one (or two) of them? [Wonderwall]

Courtney Love has made what is most likely the first responsible-sounding statement of her career. She says that her daughter, 17-year-old Frances Bean, lives on a salary of $400,000 a month, which is “enough money to kill her, if she’s doing drugs, enough money to be gone by the time she’s 22.” Frances lives alone in a mansion with her nanny, which Love says is “outrageous to me.” Hear that, mothers of America? Maybe you should start taking parenting tips from Courtney Love. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Showing an untroubled face after his breakup with Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston was seen on the red carpet at the Teen Choice Awards with Brittani Senser. And lest you should ask what necessitates Johnston’s attendance at an event ostensibly held to celebrate the talents of young Hollywood and the recording industry, Johnston has announced he’s going to appear in Senser’s upcoming music video. [Just Jared]

Everyone is switching genres, and it might be great. Family Guy creator Seth McFarland is recording a big-band album, while Jay-Z is releasing a memoir in November. [Culture Vulture and Culture Vulture, respectively]

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