Bristol and Levi Getting a Reality Show? The Fame Update

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston want a network to sign on for the reality show about their relationship, but a pilot’s just not good enough; they want a commitment for the whole season, and no such promise is forthcoming. [People]

Jennifer Aniston poses topless in the ad campaign for her creatively named new fragrance, “Jennifer Aniston.” [NYDailyNews]

Also, Jennifer Aniston just secured a restraining order against her stalker, a man who believes himself to be in a relationship with her. [BBC News]

Teen televison/music stars of the moment, Taylor Momsen and Miley Cyrus, are feuding because Taylor said “I don’t want to be Miley f*cking Cyrus. I don’t care about fame.” Apparently Taylor doesn’t care much about other people’s feelings, either. [Jezebel]

Being Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan is expected to serve only two weeks in prison out of her 90-day sentence. [Gawker]

Like everyone else, Gwyneth Paltrow’s doctor has decided that the queen of profiting from self-denial (see her GOOP newsletter) needs to relax, and has sensibly sent her to the beach. [Daily Mail]

Katie Holmes is playing Jackie O in an upcoming TV miniseries, and the resemblance is uncanny. [Daily Mail]

Despite the cool reception of his newest album, Eminem is still trying to regain popularity, this time by sticking famous people into his upcoming music video willy-nilly: Rihanna, Megan Fox, and Dominic Monaghan. [E! Online]

Jennifer Aniston poses topless in the ad campaign for her creatively named new fragrance, “Jennifer Aniston.” [NYDailyNews]

Also, Jennifer Aniston just secured a restraining order against her stalker, a man who believes himself to be in a relationship with her. [BBC News]

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston want a network to sign on for the reality show about their relationship, but a pilot’s just not good enough; they want a commitment for the whole season, and no such promise is forthcoming. [People]

A sixth Mel Gibson audio tape has been released. In case you need more reasons to despise the man. [LA Times]

Vanessa Williams will be joining the cast of Desperate Housewives! But also she is wearing some baggy pink jumpsuit deal. [Go Fug Yourself]

You may never be famous, but at least you will be able drink the same tea as Lady Gaga. [terra]

Or dress like Betty White. [Stylite]

Don Draper, er, Jon Hamm, will be lending his voice to an upcoming Simpsons episode. [digital spy]

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