Bitch, please. A pseudo-celebrity feud on twitter! It’s loosely arranged here for you for better reading. Enjoy listening to Perez Hilton moralize (with mention of his mother!) and Tila Tequila retaliating by promoting her new celebrity gossip blog. Casey Johnson might or might not have been forgotten in the course of the conversation.

Perez Hilton: @officialtila I’m amazed you’re not broadcasting live, showing us you’re “grieving”! That’s totally something trash like you would do!

Tila Tequila: @PerezHilton have some decency! You love poking fun at people who have passed away dont you? First Mocking MJ’s Death & now My FIance’s?

Perez Hilton: @officialtila Tweet away, honey. The more you Tweet, the more your true colors reveal themselves. And they are vile!

Tila Tequila: @PerezHilton and why are you stalking my page? Are you just angry because you heard that my new Gossip Blog is going to de-thrown you? LOL

Perez Hilton: @officialtila You should try and get custody of her daughter. That’d be GREAT publicity, all you crave in life!

Tila Tequila: @PerezHilton Actually Casey & I were going to do that next. That was my Wife’s wish was for me to adopt ava. Ur jus jealous nobody loves u.

Perez Hilton: @officialTila OF COURSE that’s what she wanted! Suuuure! Why would anyone believe YOU???? You are a PATHOLOGICAL LIAR!

Tila Tequila: Lonely @perezhilton Cant find anyone else to pick on so now he thinks he can pick on me cuz I’m in a vulnerable state with my wife passing

Perez Hilton: @officialTila And I DO have decency. That’s why I will NEVER mention you on my site again. I care too much about my readers!

Tila Tequila: Truly a sad individual @perezhilton first u Mock the death of Michael Jackson and now this? U seriously need God. Wait. God Rejected you.

Perez Hilton: @officialTila Go back to grieving and exploiting her death. You’re great at being soulless!

Tila Tequila: @PerezHilton oh after watching your bitch crying snot throwing video about how my friend @Iamrealwill punched U..it was 2 embarassing!

Tila Tequila: Everyone just forget about @perezhilton he’s lonely and bored so decided to pick on me at a time when I an mourning my Fiance. Good Job Pig!

Tila Tequila: Either that or @perezhilton found out about my new Celebrity Gossip Blog & is angry because my blog will dethrown his in a month. Stay Tuned

Perez Hilton: @officialTila SEE! You do my job for me! Using her death to publicize yourself and your projects. Applause! Thanks for proving me right!!!!

Tila Tequila: @PerezHilton oh please. Stop lying to people pussy prezz! U say u stopped posting
about me years ago. Then u delete it then u post again.

Perez Hilton: @officialTila Yup, that’s the truth! You’re a fucking genius! Ha ha ha

Tila Tequila: @PerezHilton U act as though I want my name on your website? Oh honey please get a grip. Nobody gives 2 shits. Especially me about ur site.

Perez Hilton: @officialTila Bitch, please. I see right through you. You are paper thin! P.S. You’re a shitty actress! You gotta learn to fake it better!

Tila Tequila: @PerezHilton oh wait. U have no life. No one to love you. Never got engaged, wished u were a woman but in ur words #epicfail move along now.

Perez Hilton: @officialTila I have the love of my mom and my sister. True love! Something you obviously know nothing about.

Perez Hilton: @officialTila If my mom died, I wouldn’t be granting repeated interviews about it! I wouldn’t be Tweeting repeatedly about my grieving!

Perez Hilton: @officialTila This is not about Casey Johnson. This is about YOU and how disgusting you are! And how ur using her death for ur gain! Gross!!

Tila Tequila: On my new Gossip Blog, u get EXCLUSIVE MATERIAL & I won’t lie to my readers like @perezhilton does. Never. My Gossip site will shit on his!

Perez Hilton: @officialTila That new blog is gonna be awesome! Too bad Casey didn’t die after you launched it, right? That timing would have been great!

Perez Hilton: @officialTila If Casey Johnson could come back from the dead, she’d come and fucking kill you for how you’ve been behaving!#YouAreWack

Tila Tequila: @PerezHilton keep my Fiance’s name out of your foul mouth U piece of trash! Have some respect! Casey hated your fatass! So shut the fuck up

Perez Hilton: @officialTila You are so blind! This is not about me. This is about YOU! This is about how vile you are and your actions recently. You lose!

Tila Tequila: @PerezHilton hey u better be careful who u talkin to. You’re SO LAST YEAR! Just be careful cuz I got all of my paparazzi’s on LOCK!

Perez Hilton: @officialTila Guess you’re done “mourning” your wife! Now go back to showing your titties and pulling tampons out of your coochie!

Tila Tequila: @PerezHilton First of all I never pulled no damn tampon out nor masturbated..those were YOUR LYING WORDS once again. Get a life!

Tila Tequila: @PerezHilton hhaha already showing your true colors like a fat little kid who lost another candy bar. Make sure to tell Twist & Malack hi!

Perez Hilton: @officialTila Bitch, I’m not scared of you. You are a JOKE! And the paparazzi can suck your cock!

Perez Hilton: @officialTila You’re like the boy who cried wolf! Remember how you told everyone you were pregnant and then said you were joking?

Tila Tequila: @PerezHilton and yes I do remember saying I was pregnant. I dont recall how I lied about that? Just cuz I wouldn’t tell ur fatass wut hppnd?

Perez Hilton: @officialTila You are a PATHOLOGICAL liar! You will do ANYTHING for publicity! You have no soul! Go back to your fake grieving now!

Tila Tequila: @PerezHilton You must REALLY be obsessed with me 2 go on and on and on about me this early morning. For someone who doesnt care, u really do

Perez Hilton: @OfficialTila I’m done with you. Buh bye! xoxo

Tila Tequila: @PerezHilton 1 last thing, I know this really is about my new Gossip Blog De-throwning yours! Everyone on the inside knows! so ur pissed LOL

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