Fame Update 
Jeff Goldblum to Remain Two Dimensional in Jurassic Park Rerelease
Jurassic Park, the 1993 classic of tyrannosaurus proportions returns to the big screen next Friday, and this time in 3d—most of it anyway. Despite a huge special effects budget ... ...read more
Touched By An Angel Star Dies Mysteriously
It seems almost disrespectful not to go with the angelic pun at the ready here, so I will not resist the urge. John Dye is with the angels today. One of the stars of long-runni... ...read more
Spider-Man is Back! First Official Picture of Andrew Garfield in Costume
When Sony announced a new Spider-Man film franchise under the helm of Marc Webb, director of 2009′s 500 Days of Summer, fans weren’t exactly sure what to expect fro... ...read more
David Nelson of Ozzie and Harriet Fame Passes Away at 74
One of the great American Television Families has just lost its final member. David Nelson, son of Ozzie Nelson and Harriet Hilliard, who played a fictional version of himself ... ...read more
The Paris Hilton Sailor Photo – and Other Unsettling Celebrity Updates
Paris Hilton Paris Hilton Sets Sail? Yes, this picture of Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits (is that even a real name?) dressed as a sexy sailor and a sexy Native Amer... ...read more
The Anne Hathaway-Jake Gyllenhaal Sex Scene and Other Fame Updates
In the upcoming film Love and Other Drugs, Anne Hathaway plays an ailing woman who sleeps with a Viagra salesman played by Jake Gyllenhaal. Hathaway found the sex scenes incr... ...read moreCan Justin Bieber Really Rap? (See Video)
Justin Bieber Can Rap? Justin Bieber is breaking (popping?) out of the pop-star bubble with his latest video, in which he raps over Cam’ron and Vado’s “Speakin’ Tungs.” Shockin... ...read moreMovies Now Forced to Warn You About Penises
Sascha Baron Cohen can take full credit for provoking the creation of the MPAA’s new and oddly specific warning “Male Nudity.” The sight of Cohen’s s... ...read more
Michelle Williams to Play Marilyn Monroe and More Fame Updates
Michelle Williams is slated to appear in an upcoming biopic as Marilyn Monroe, and the first pictures of the actress in costume have been released. For my money, they’ve ... ...read more
Saudi Arabia Vs. Mariah Carey’s Shoulders
Mariah Carey gets photoshopped by Saudi censors Saudi Arabia has a notoriously strict censorship policy, so it’s no surprise that the reliably scantily clad Mariah Carey ... ...read moreFollow Us
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