Adam Lambert’s S&M Connection and More Batshit Crazy

One: Shocked Viewers Protest Adam Lambert’s S&M AMA Performance

Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s freaked out on “The View,” and she’s not alone. The biggest complaint came from when a male dancer thrust his face into Lambert’s crotch, which ABC cut out of its tape-delayed telecast. “That kind of came about because of the connection that I had with that dancer,” Lambert said.

When asked to specify about that connection, Lambert said, “A lot of coke and tequilla in my dressing room before the show. A lot.”

Two: 50 Cent brings Val Kilmer as his Date to AMAs

Cutest. Couple. Ever. Although their lovechild may try to take over a small Eastern European nation. Montenegro, watch out.

Three: John Mayer Says He Should Be Having Sex With More Girls

The statement is Mayer’s first line in the NYT profile on the singer-songwriter. Mayer goes on to complain that the media makes him feel guilty for dating women, and that his fame distracts people from his sub-par music.

But Mayer’s right. Though he’s dated Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Jessica Simpson, there are still plenty of washed-up stars ripe for the picking (I hear Rosie O’Donnell’s single now!).

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