Pitbull Going To Alaska Wal-Mart? Thank David Thorpe
Pitbull may be going to an Alaska Wal-Mart. As part of a promotional contest Pitbull agreed to go the Wal-Mart store that receives the most likes on Facebook. Thanks to David Thorpe of the Boston Phoenix, Pitbull might be heading to Kodiak, Alaska. Thorpe started an internet campaign on Twitter called #exilepitbull. The fact that this might actually happen is a testament to the power of Twitter. Forget the Arab Spring, and all those disturbing fake celebrity twitters that make a great case for depopulation. This is what Twitter was meant for.
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