Is Jessica Simpson Pregnant?
Rumors are starting to swirl around cyber space that Jessica Simpson may have a little baby forming inside of her. No news has been confirmed or denied by Simpson or her football playing fiancée Eric Johnson. Rather, most of the speculation is fueled by pictures such as the one to the left, that seem to depict her with a ‘baby bump.’
Of course, over the past few years, Simpson’s weight has infamously ballooned to the point where that bump underneath her dress might actually just be her non-pregnant body flopping around. That is what makes figuring out whether she is pregnant or not so difficult! It would be much easier if we were still dealing with this Jessica….
Of course, there is always the possibility that Jessica is just a bit jealous of her ex-husband Nick Lachey– who married Vanessa Minnillo less than two weeks ago—and simply wants some spotlight for herself. My guess is that she actually is pregnant. If this is indeed, the case, it will mark quite the change in philosophy for the singer.
She grew up in the wacky, super Christian part of Texas. When she married Nick Lachey, she was still a virgin because she didn’t believe in pre-marital sex. I guess if you get married, have sex, and then divorce—that whole thing ends and you can have premarital sex with whomever you want! Get it in Jess!
photos courtesy of and news.com.au and hollywoodlife.com
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