Frankie Muniz Suicidal? Malcolm Grabs A Gun
Frankie Muniz apparently put a gun to his head and punched his girlfriend. This brings to light the divisive issue of the right to bear arms and hit women. Which is altogether an entirely different issue from people who support the right to arm women and hit bears. It is a hotly contested issue. Personally, I’m surprised the NRA hasn’t issued a public statement responding to this incident.
Frankie, poor Frankie. According to TMZ, Frankie released a statement that there was no gun involved in the altercation and that the gun wasn’t even loaded. Oops. Police say it was. Frankie Frankie needs a spanky spanky. No hanky panky for Frankie Frankie. Girlfriend cranky? Frankie Frankie, don’t pull guns when you get cranky.
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