Camille Grammer Should Not Be Famous: This Is Your Fault Frasier
Camille Grammer is a celebrity? Why? She had sex with Frasier? I may or may not have had sex with Frasier. It was the 90s! Everybody was doing it! I’m not a goddamn celebrity though. Neither are the other women who “went to Grammer school.” But yeah, Kelsey married this one, and encouraged her to do Real Housewives.
Jesus Kelsey! This is the dumbest thing you’ve done since Down Periscope. If it was 18th Century England and I was your loyal companion, I’d wave some smelling salts under your nose and slap you around with one of my fashionable gloves. What the hell were you thinking?
If Kelsey Grammer wanted Camille to do Real Housewives so that he could get into the spotlight well good show old boy. You did it Frasier. But at the expense of being dubbed a conjugal idiot. A matrimonial ne’er do well. Good luck in your new marriage Dr. Crane.
If I had my way Kelsey would finally come out with Country Grammer: A Kelsey Grammer Tribute To Nelly. From the same mind that brought you T-Pain sings T-Paine: An R&B Tribute To Thomas Paine. Whoa Kelsey!
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