Rihanna Loves the Smell of Sex in Her S&M Video

Rihanna S&M Video: Ooo I like this music video. It’s sexy. If only my early childhood S&M experiences had been this hot. Some people are outraged by the overt sexuality in the video. How can anyone fault her when everyone knows that sex sells? Especially if you look like Rihanna.

The video, directed by Melina Matsoukas, features Rihanna whipping bound members of the press, dancing in front of newsprint and being photographed by paparazzi while in cellophane. I’d like to read into this but the meaning is just too subtle for me to even attempt to figure out.

Perez Hilton is featured in the video as Rihanna’s leashed slave-boy. I think this is especially hilarious because he makes the perfect slave. I have never seen anyone look so pleased with himself for being humiliated.