Kim Kardashian Should Be In Porn Not Television

Kim Kardashian became famous because she was in porn. The sex tape with Ray-J? Classic sex tape. But why the television show? Why the interview with Piers Morgan? Six million people. That’s a scary number. No, not the Holocaust. That’s how many people follow Kim Kardashian on Twitter.

This is scary. This is what it has come to. I miss Paris. I miss Nicole. I miss an American president that everybody hated on publicly but secretly wanted to get drunk with. I don’t want to keep up with the Kardashians. I don’t want to take Miami with Khloe and Kourtney. I’m Jewish, I’ll wind up there when I retire. This has gotten totally out of hand and it’s time to stand up for what’s right.

Wake up America! We need to rally the people and spread this message. Say it with me America:

Kim Kardashian should be in porn, not television.

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