Are we going to just ignore the fact that we may all have just witnessed documented alien activity for the first time ever?
Yesterday, a giant spiral appeared in the Norwegian sky, looking exactly like a science fiction portal of some kind. Reports further stated that it was anchored to the earth by a “streaming tail”. Of course, this was explained as some rocket malfunction, but couldn’t it also have been an alien craft leaving through some strange passageway to another dimension? Watching this footage, it’s hard to believe it was made by some errant missile, the spiral is just too perfect, and it opens up in such a strange and mysterious fashion. To just write it off is too easy. This was a bone fide event, and should be taken seriously.
Seeing people react to this with a combination of instant denial and general apathy really speaks to the human condition, and explains how huge lies can be perpetrated in front of our noses without the batting of an eyelash. It seems the bigger the event is, the less we tend to examine it, instead we’re simply satisfied with half assed interpretations.
9/11?
Kennedy assassination?
Moon landing?
Bin Laden?
Anyone who dares to have any curiosity, or doubt as to the “official story” about these things is automatically labeled a conspiracy nut. Well, the truth is, I may not know what the hell that thing spiraling in the skies above Norway was, but I sure as hell ain’t going to just accept some pat answer.
This is why I’ve come up with some possible theories as to what it may have been…
Govenor Mark Sanford meeting up with his other “soul mate” Latretia on the planet Zerck – official story being that he was out backpacking in the Yukon with his pet walrus.
The world farted. We may have literally seen, the “ass end of the earth”.
Michael Jackson has finally left the building.
Mr. Mayan destructor dude popped in, slapped his forehead and realized he was early by 3 years.
The Hadron Collider finally worked!
All of these explanations to me are just as valid as that rocket bullshit.
The reality is we are a comatose society. We just let things wash over us like a bunch of zombies, and fail to question anything. How else can you explain The Kardashians? I say enough’s enough, wake up everybody, it’s time to PARTAKE.
Branwyn Lancourt
Just your average, ordinary, every day malcontented misanthrope. My disdain for the current state of popular culture permeates my very core. Hence, I feel obligated to tug on your coat about it until you’re just as nauseated as I am. ...
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