Winehouse Re-marries Blake On Facebook, Flashes New Boobs At Q Awards

It’s being reported that “Former” crackheads Amy Winehouse and Blake Civil-Fielder have re-united –  three months after getting divorced. According to Blake, you:

“… can’t argue with true love. What’s the point?”

I must admit, it’s hard to argue with that logic. I mean, what’s a little pathological co-dependency between friends anyway? Sources say that her father, Mitch the cabbie is incensed at the news, and is doing everything in his power to stop this reunion.

I suggest running them both over in his taxi cab.

Unfortunately for poor Mitch, the scabby romance definitely seems to be ”off and running”, as Amy Winehouse has taken to Facebook, leaving several love messages on Civil-Fielder’s wall. Ah, technology. It’s hard to think at one time people declared their love via the sonnet, the song, or perhaps some other dramatic fashion like cutting off your ear or drinking hemlock! Nowadays, it’s all about leaving messages on your special someones  Facebook wall.

Aside from all this mushy nonsense, Winehouse made further news this week by exposing her new implants – NSFW – (inadvertently?) to the paparazzi outside the Q awards. Not a bad job by the surgeon I suppose, especially if you’re into that whole “half a grapefruit stuck to your chest with krazy glue” look. Still, judging from these photos, it’s hard to believe she wouldn’t have noticed this wardrobe malfunction. I guess she’s proud of them, and more power to her. I’m all for exposing body parts as a mode of getting attention. As far as I’m concerned, it’s a much better method than lets say… giving birth to eight kids, or running for vice-president.

The thing about Amy Winehouse that I just don’t get, is how she always appears so dingy. This woman could be scrubbed with a steel brush, and a nuclear combination of clorox, lysol, radium, and Mr. Bubble, and she STILL wouldn’t look clean. Take a look at her outfit at the Q awards, the leather corset looks cob-webby and dusty, her pink ballet slippers look like she stepped in dog poo.. jeez..even her new jugs look grimy. She’s got grimy jugs I tell you!!

I’m thinking the next Winehouse news is going to involve a sex tape, which may or may not involve the strangulation of a kitten, the burning of flesh, a carton of Valtrex, a giant vibrator shaped like a stalk of broccoli and a small jar of vegemite.

YUMMY!