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Brad Paisley to Shelve ‘Accidental Homosexual’ Project
Brad Paisley worked tirelessly to produce his latest single, “Accidental Homosexual.” But the country music singer/songwriter announced on Friday he will not be rel... ...read more
Rick Ross ‘God Forgives, I Don’t’ Review
Listening to Rick Ross’ God Forgives, I Don’t all the way through for the third time since it first leaked yesterday, I think I can already see this album reaching t... ...read more
Lloyd Banks – V6: The Gift, A Victory for Rap’s Old Guard
Lloyd Banks just released his latest mixtape, V6: The Gift. After one listen all the way through, it’s clear why Lloyd Banks was once 50 Cent’s wingman. He’s a... ...read moreThe Sickest YouTube Video Ever
-Yo bro, I found the sickest YouTube video ever! -What’s it about bro? -Well, I don’t want to give it away, but it has Henry Kissinger on a golf cart, and a giant st... ...read moreWhy I Stopped Watching The Knicks and Linsanity
Why I stopped watching the Knicks wasn’t because of Linsanity, because that was supposed to be a reason to watch them right? No, it was right before, when I had a few beer... ...read moreHas Everything Already Been Thought?
Has everything already been thought? This is a question we can check with Google. A few minutes ago I see gene therapy trending on good ol’ Google. “What the hell is... ...read more
Why I’ll Never Have A President Named Mitt
You know why I’ll never have a president named Mitt? Because the next step would be a Vice President Sparky, maybe even Secretary of Defense Biff. What I’m trying to... ...read more
Deadmau5 “The Veldt” Best Electronic Song Ever
I only heard it for the first time last night, but I’m already confident in saying that the Deadmau5 song “The Veldt” is the best electronic song ever released... ...read moreObama Birth Certificate Fake? Tom Cruise More Important
Obama’s birth certificate is a fake but all I can think about is how the divorce is going to affect Suri. I mean, the United States President forging his identity is about... ...read moreWhy Was Katie Holmes in Jack and Jill? Divorce Irrelevant
I think Katie Holmes’ divorce is irrelevant. The real question people should be asking is why was Katie Holmes in Jack and Jill? Divorce makes sense. Two people fall out o... ...read moreFollow Us
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