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Which Pope Wore It Sexiest?
New Pope Francis has had a scandalous start to his papacy, washing women’s feet and whatnot (YOU GO FRANK!). With such an erotic display, Pope Frank is probably becoming a... ...read more
Lena Dunham Sells Rights to Unsent Tweets For $6.3 Million
Penguin has retained the rights to Lena Dunham’s unsent tweets for $6.3 million, following an intense bidding war with HarperCollins, Penguin, Random House, and former President... ...read more
Brad Paisley to Shelve ‘Accidental Homosexual’ Project
Brad Paisley worked tirelessly to produce his latest single, “Accidental Homosexual.” But the country music singer/songwriter announced on Friday he will not be rel... ...read more
Jeff Goldblum to Remain Two Dimensional in Jurassic Park Rerelease
Jurassic Park, the 1993 classic of tyrannosaurus proportions returns to the big screen next Friday, and this time in 3d—most of it anyway. Despite a huge special effects budget ... ...read more
Rick Ross ‘God Forgives, I Don’t’ Review
Listening to Rick Ross’ God Forgives, I Don’t all the way through for the third time since it first leaked yesterday, I think I can already see this album reaching t... ...read more
The Cheating Saga: What Breaking Up Would Mean For Breaking Dawn
How the controversial tryst might endanger the film’s success and the actress’s career. If ever there was a reason to not do the whole office romance thing, the fal... ...read more
Lloyd Banks – V6: The Gift, A Victory for Rap’s Old Guard
Lloyd Banks just released his latest mixtape, V6: The Gift. After one listen all the way through, it’s clear why Lloyd Banks was once 50 Cent’s wingman. He’s a... ...read moreThe Sickest YouTube Video Ever
-Yo bro, I found the sickest YouTube video ever! -What’s it about bro? -Well, I don’t want to give it away, but it has Henry Kissinger on a golf cart, and a giant st... ...read moreWhy I Stopped Watching The Knicks and Linsanity
Why I stopped watching the Knicks wasn’t because of Linsanity, because that was supposed to be a reason to watch them right? No, it was right before, when I had a few beer... ...read moreHas Everything Already Been Thought?
Has everything already been thought? This is a question we can check with Google. A few minutes ago I see gene therapy trending on good ol’ Google. “What the hell is... ...read moreFollow Us
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