Daniel Radcliffe Loves Your Pubes
Attention wannabe Harry Potter groupies! If you’re still trying to get into Daniel Radcliffe’s pants and haven’t moved onto vampires or werewolves, do not, I repeat, do not shave your pubes. Daniel Radcliffe, who likes to keep it a little bit Harry down there himself, doesn’t want to get down with a waxed Hufflepuff.
I don’t like girls with nothing down there,” the young star said. “It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it’s fucking creepy.” Too much information is the pubetastic star’s forte—he’s already starred on Broadway nude (“Equus”) and may be doing the same for his upcoming film Kill Your Darlings, a role where manscaping of any kind is not allowed. “I mean, there’s a little bit, obviously, for courtesy,” he says of tidying up his body below the belt, but alludes that there would be a suitable enough amount of hair to pull off being a Jew in the 1940s.
Radcliffe also noted that he’s never been into sleeping with groupies. “I like to like somebody before I sleep with them, I really do,” he said. So maybe you can actually keep your pubes anyway you like, because you probably won’t be seeing Radcliffe’s wand any time soon, at least in the bedroom.
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