Irresponsible mother Selena Gomez tweeted a picture of her ill puppy, Baylor, after he ate a bunch of rocks. Selena was eating breadsticks and watching a video of hubby-to-be Justin Bieber’s fourth birthday on YouTube when she noticed that her puppy child was crying more than usual and was keeled over on the floor so, of course, she pulled up TMZ to find out what Harvey Levin thought was going on with her baby. Upset with the lack of results, she took a (DISTURBING) picture of the lifeless puppy and tweeted it to her fans in an effort of pulling in some sympathy (and medical information!). Justin wasn’t too happy about the situation and is wondering if he should continue his relationship with the tween Casey Anthony.
Although Selena is taking the brunt of the blame from the media for her puppy’s poor choice in dog food, I can’t help but think that Baylor was attempting suicide after finding out that his father is Justin Bieber. Mariah Yeater, maybe you should rethink your case.
Update: And if you needed any other reasons for proof that the Bieber-Gomez clan should never have children, Bieber is auctioning off his pet snake. Is that what Jesus would do, Justin? Justin insists that the highest bidder will be screen for “proper pet ownership”, but I have a feeling that the snake will be eaten by an 11-year-old girl who will be appearing on the cover of Star in the weeks to come.
Image via Selena Gomez’s Instagram
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