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Alleged Anonymous Child Actor Spills on Miley, Demi, Selena, and More

Send It On Lyrics Video Friends For Change Alleged Anonymous Child Actor Spills on Miley, Demi, Selena, and MoreAn anonymous poster on Reddit claims to be a former child star and insider in the lives of several Disney tween stars, revealing Demi Lovato’s obvious cocaine problems, Miley Cyrus’ real behavior, and Disney stars’ affinity for marijuana.

A Reddit user with the username of “thedictatorscut” alleges to be a former child actor that has had a lot of “interesting interactions” with some of Disney’s tween stars, including Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Brenda Song, and Justin Bieber.

Her identity remains anonymous due to her claim that one of her parents still works for Disney or Nickelodeon, and that she doesn’t want to jeopardize her future acting career. But here’s one boast that will come back to bite her in the ass that hints at her identity: she graduated high school at 15. There cannot be that many child actors out there who have done that, right? But whatever, let’s move onto the juice.

The star claims that Demi Lovato’s cocaine habit was hardly a secret at Disney, Momma Lovato is just as bad as Dina Lohan (How is that possible?), and claims that her recent stint in rehab may have well been a PR stunt to get her off of her Disney show and give her singing career a boost. Lovato even called the child actor a “fat skank”, which will be tame for what Lovato calls her when the poster’s identity is revealed.

As for Miley Cyrus, the star claims that she was never as bad as she was made out to be by the media, but was and continues to be “a big stoner.” Cyrus also supposedly boasted about her net worth on a date, but then again, who wouldn’t when you have an estimated net worth of $120 million at age 19?

We already know that Selena Gomez is a bad mother, so what other news will surprise us about the TV wizard today? The former child star has absolutely nothing to reveal about Gomez, so the big reveal is that she’s really boring. And she says the same about Brenda Song, which is completely understandable about easily the most forgettable Disney star in history.

While talking about Justin Bieber being a dick when he appeared on a network morning show, she backhandedly slips that the Sprouse twins, of Suite Life of Zack and Cody fame, had a “WALL O’BONGS” but nobody cared because they were boys. #SWEETLIFE

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Alex Hughes was born in the Bible Belt and moved to New York City to study. He is an editorial assistant. Follow him on Twitter @TheAlexHughes. He can be contacted at: alex@thefastertimes.com ...

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