Glee and the End of Bake Sales
In the most recent episode of “Glee,” the teacher Will Shuester (played by Matthew Morrison) wants to raise money to provide a special bus for Arty (Kevin McHale) the singer in the wheelchair.
Mr. Shuester: “When I was in Glee Club and we needed new silk cummerbunds for Regionals, we held a bake sale.”
Santana (Naya Rivera): “You’re joking, right? I mean bake sales are kind of bougie.”
Shue: “So hip people stopped eating delicious sugary treats?”
Brittany(Heather Elizabeth Morris): “It’s not that. It’ most of us don’t know how to bake. I find recipes confusing.”
Rachel (Lea Michele): “My family is fully committed to take-out.”
Finn (Corey Monteith): “Yeah, Mr. Shue, kids are busier than when you went here. We’ve got homework and football and teen pregnancy, lunch.”
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