Fri, January 27, 2012

An Enthusiastic High Five for ‘Tango & Cash’

Posted 2 years, 4 months ago

In 1989, a tenuous year when the iron-pumpin’ 80’s were skidding full-stop into the spandex-sportin’ 90’s, the stars aligned with the combined power of action-comedy ham Kurt Russell and Mr. Rambo himself, Sylvester Stallone, to form a buddy-cop flick the likes of which the decade had…

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“Nine to Five:’ Good from About Nine to Eleven, Then it all Goes to Hell

Posted 2 years, 4 months ago

I’m often asked what my version of heaven is, a question to which I am equally dumbfounded and struck by its dreariness.Gee, I’d say naked, beautiful people soaking in a hot tub of beer for all eternity.Endless ice cream that can’t make your thighs fat.World peace.It’s impossible…

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‘Lust in the Dust:’ The Bastard Love Child of the Western and the Musical Comedy

Posted 2 years, 5 months ago

Rosie Velez (Divine) is having a hell of a day.When Abel Wood (Tab Hunter), a destitute man’s Clint Eastwood, discovers her, she’s been lost in the desert in the Wild West for days, raped and pillaged by a group of sex-starved, toothless bandits, barely capable of putting one foot in…

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