Diamonds 
The Thing About Shopping for a Diamond in a Mall
The thing about shopping for a diamond in a mall is that it’s incongruous. It smells like ice cream and leather inside. There’s a fashion event going on; the music is loud. T... ...read more
In Search of the Modern Engagement Ring
You know the scene. The bended knee, the glittering stone. The initial astonishment and subsequent answer in the enthusiastic affirmative. And the ring—always the ring—ready a... ...read moreFollow Us
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