A Crime Worse than Robbery
The burglars assumed they would have immunity, and the burglars, so far, are correct. The burglars were robbing a man’s barn in central California when they found some discs. They stole the discs. Then they went home and watched the discs, whereupon it dawned on them that what they were watching was child porn. They took this discovery to the police because, hey, even burglars have their principles. The police got a warrant and did a more thorough raid on the man’s property than any gang of low-rent burglars could possibly do. Much equipment was seized. The burglars are lucky no one burgled them, before they had a chance to run to the police.
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