Boy Brings Mom’s Meth and Crack-Pipe to Show-and-Tell

Child brings mom's crack pipe for show-and-tell

It’s a shame, I tell ya. Some kid brought his mom’s meth rocks, complete with paraphernalia, to his kindergarten class for show-and-tell, and what a waste it was. Those kids–they’re probably too young to even know what the stuff does, let alone how to smoke it. Either that or the drug problem in our schools is even worse than I imagined. And why did he have to bring $3,700 worth? Everybody knows kindergartners don’t carry lunch money. As for the teacher: she must have been horrified. Imagine what this must have portended for nap time. I don’t even want to know what this kid has seen on Take Your Child to Work Day, but something tells me he’ll be able to test out of sex ed long before he hits the sixth grade.