Weekend Contest: Best Tourism Slogan for Pedophile Island
California gubernatorial candidate Douglas Hughes (R) wants all convicted pedophiles in California to be sent away to a ‘pedophile island.’
We imagine that tourism to the island is going to be a tough sell…
Contest: Best Tourism Slogan for Pedophile Island
Prize: Winner receives an unusually handsome Faster Times Cinch Sack.
Rules: All entries must be posted on our Facebook page in the comments under the contest post. (If you don’t see the contest post, please scroll down)
You must be a Fan of The Faster Times on Facebook to win.
Deadline: Sunday, May 23, 11:59 P.M.
Winner will be announced on Facebook and notified via a Facebook message. -The TFT crew P.S.
Please note: Writers for The Faster Times can enter and win. See if you can beat us, suckers! [maniacal laughter]
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