Vampires 
Bella Goes to the Clinic: Sex Ed in the Twilight Era
Unlike some of the other drab and probably stupid theses published by Wesleyan seniors in ’10 (with titles like: “The impact of group decision making on indecisivene... ...read more
Lady Gaga Vampire-Bites Santa Claus
It’s easy to stray from the story of the manger. Especially at a time of year when it is common practice to calculate how much the love in your life will cost you, while welcomi... ...read moreThe Vampire Revival: Who’s to Blame?
A few weeks ago I attended a New Yorker Festival panel called The Vampire Revival, with Melissa Rosenberg (writer of all three Twlight screenplays), Matt Reeves (writer and dire... ...read more
Wanted: Hot and Undead
What happens when your worst nightmare saunters up to you in black denim and tells you his name is Bill? The HBO series ‘True Blood’ takes the hardened image of the vampire as... ...read more
Bella Swan Wants It: The Vampire Role Reversal
Of all the vampires prowling the screen these days, the thirstiest creature of all isn’t a vampire, it’s a teenage girl. In “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse,” seventeen year old Bel... ...read moreVampires Invade Republican Senate Race?
According to an ad released by John McCain’s Arizona Senate Campaign, Republican rival (and über-conservative) J.D. Hayworth is “committed to exposing the secret Ken... ...read more
My Girlfriend is a Raging Vampophobe
I just found out that my live-in girlfriend of two years, “Tina,” is pretty much an unabashed, unapologetic bigot. Thursday night during Cheese, Crackers, and Checke... ...read more
Lovers & Biters: The Most Interesting Vampire Couples
Forget Edward & Bella and Stefan & Elena. The most interesting vampire-on-human/vampire-on-vampire love connections are disturbingly provocative, deliciously sexy, stra... ...read moreLovers & Biters: The Most Interesting Vampire Couples
Forget Edward & Bella and Stefan & Elena. The most interesting vampire-on-human/vampire-on-vampire love connections are disturbingly provocative, deliciously sexy, stra... ...read more
Staking Vampire Movies in 2010
I recently diagnosed myself with Vampire Movie Exhaustion (VME), a mild form of imagined depression, which, if it isn’t already, could very well be on its way to becoming ... ...read moreFollow Us
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