I’ve Been Damned With Faint Praise

I have received some constructive criticism. It is not a Nigerian Craigslist scam.

Subject: damned with faint praise

T he Faster Times shoe horned itself unbeckonned into my life and after relegating it to spam ,I read your S and S intern post while doing housecleaning in the Spam section. It struck me as the bemusedly ironic voice of a child of the overclass with a dusting of “Isn t everybody stupid ” confectioner s sugar . Youth today seem to marvel at their ability to discern how everything is so crazy these days ,replete with eye rolling . We are all puppets in an inexorable dumbshow and play our assigned parts ,with gusto or reluctance(it making little difference } ,always looking as if sent by Central Casting (there are few deviates )You are a representative specimen of your demographic but all that said I found the piece mildly funny.

And then the following sign off (potentially this part is complicated riddle that solves the world’s problems):

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I knew Siamese twins who moved to London so the other one could drive
Note to civil war re enacters :use live ammo
Never fly an airline ,like Air India ,where the pilots believe in re incarnaton
I couldn t repair your brakes ,so I made your horn louder

What ‘s another word for thesaurus

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if no sponges grew in it

The drunk told the arresting officer “Weaving , I don t even know how to knit”

I think E I E I O in Old Mac Donald is a gross misspelling of the word farm

Why is the winner of the Miss Universe pageant always from Earth
Are you tired of leaving every party in a squad car .

I had a wonderful evening ,unfortunately this wasn t it
Honk if you re Amish

I bought a foto of 2 blindfolded dental hygeinists trying to make a circle on an etch-a-sketch

One of my fave things is to dress up like a pilot and get drunk in airport bars .

Breast feeding ,beneficial to infants is almost always fatal to elderly male heart patients

If it weren t for pickpockets I wouldn t have a sex life

I will try to take this into consideration in my future writing.