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Flat Screen TVs, Smartphones and Popped Collars: How College Has Changed Since the 80’s
College Tuition Up 350% Since 1986 September means many things to many people. For football fans, it’s the beginning of how they will shape their lives for the next five months ... ...read more
Instagram is the Worst
It was getting expensive. I’d been selfish. God, I’d even become beautiful. But I needed to feel lonely. Home this spring break was Northern Massachusetts (set of Girls Gone Wil... ...read more
Online “Universities” Begin Scamming Professors
We have all heard of how many online universities are essentially scams, but I have discovered a new low. My mother, ever looking out for my best interests, forwarded me an ad i... ...read more
On the History of Gun “Rights”
As predictably as the inevitable tragicomic Onion piece, the Aurora, CO shooting has generated a maelstrom of controversy, with partisans taking equally unrealistic positions be... ...read more
USDA Reclassifies Pepper Spray as a Vegetable
UC Davis Campus Police Serving a Healthful Snack In a stunning reversal, it was announced today that Lt. John Pike was not dousing seated, nonviolent UC Davis protesters with pe... ...read more
Damned Again: More Hate From Himmelfarb
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10.31.2011
“Butt Pimples Look Like STDs” An Interview With Iris Greene
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10.26.2011
Time will Tell: Occupy Wall Street in Historical Context
The iPhone is the 21st century musket The number one criticism leveled at the Occupy Wall Street protests is the lack of coherent message. The second is that the protestors them... ...read moreHere is New York: An Almost Love Story
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09.28.2011
Yelp Reviews in Which I Fantasize About Bartenders
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09.26.2011
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