College Tuition Up 350% Since 1986
September means many things to many people.
For football fans, it’s the beginning of how they will shape their lives for the next five months ... ...read more
It was getting expensive.
I’d been selfish. God, I’d even become beautiful.
But I needed to feel lonely.
Home this spring break was Northern Massachusetts (set of Girls Gone Wil... ...read more
We have all heard of how many online universities are essentially scams, but I have discovered a new low. My mother, ever looking out for my best interests, forwarded me an ad i... ...read more
As predictably as the inevitable tragicomic Onion piece, the Aurora, CO shooting has generated a maelstrom of controversy, with partisans taking equally unrealistic positions be... ...read more
UC Davis Campus Police Serving a Healthful Snack
In a stunning reversal, it was announced today that Lt. John Pike was not dousing seated, nonviolent UC Davis protesters with pe... ...read more
Good day, minions! Some of you may recall a post in which I shared with you a rather esoteric and enlightening hate (E)mail from one of my unfans.
Well, this morning, in betwee... ...read more
Ugh, jobs. Oof, economy. This week, in honor of both the ongoing Occupy Wall Street protests and the addition of a Strip Club section to our site, I thought I’d explore some o... ...read more
The iPhone is the 21st century musket
The number one criticism leveled at the Occupy Wall Street protests is the lack of coherent message. The second is that the protestors them... ...read more
Happy four-month anniversary, New York. My relationship with you has been measured out in MetroCards—which is to say, “Happy $416!”
Speaking of your subway system: it hasn’t al... ...read more
My recent life according to my Yelp.com reviews
Hello again to my five billion readers. I’ve been gone due to carpal tunnel, which, for the record, is little like crumpling al... ...read more