101 Movies Retitled in the Model of Bad Teacher

[Re-blogged from Business Flannel's Tumblr endeavor, The Weekly 101]

Whoever came up with the title for ‘Bad Teacher’ got it right: People like movies more when there’s absolutely no ambiguity about what they’re about. Here are 101 movies, retitled to give your brain a break.

1. 1. Missing Fish
   2. Tragic Newspaper Magnate
   3. Transformable Robots
   4. Athletic Dog
   5. Horny Ballerinas
   6. Flamboyant Pirates
   7. Creepy Motel Owner
   8. Spider-like Man
   9. Actually-Dead Psychiatrist
   10. Self-aware Spaceship Computer
   11. Sophisticated Cannibal
   12. Two Nicholas Cages
   13. Magical Black Prisoner
   14. Rural Talking Pig
   15. Urban Talking Pig
   16. Hat-Wearing Gangsters
   17. Gay Lawyer
   18. Be-Penised Irishwoman
   19. Misogynistic Newsanchor
   20. Nebbish Jew
   21. Transvestite Dad-Nanny
   22. Underdog Boxer
   23. Persuadable Jurymen
   24. Anthropomorphized Vehicles
   25. Anthropomorphized Vehicles 2
   26. Time-Traveling Stoners
   27. Time-Traveling Robots
   28. Time-Traveling Jacket-Wearer
   29. Time-Traveling Ashton Kutcher
   30. Smart-ass Janitor
   31. Robotic Policeman
   32. Aging Mafia Guy
   33. Younger Mafia Guy
   34. Mafia Guys
   35. Schizophrenic Mathematician
   36. Immortal Scotsman
   37. Misanthropic Virgin
   38. Escaped Monkey (1933)
   39. Escaped Monkey (1976)
   40. Escaped Monkey (2005)
   41. Pregnant Hipster
   42. Lesbian Moms
   43. Doomed Bankrobber
   44. Doomed Bankrobbers
   45. Dead Patrick Swayze
   46. Dead Bill Cosby
   47. Hat-wearing Archaeologist
   48. Anarchist Insomniac
   49. Down-and-out Dockworker
   50. Paraplegic Nazi Scientist
   51. Not-racist Lawyer
   52. Big Ol’ Shark
   53. Jealous Composer
   54. Singing Austrian Nanny
   55. Singing English Nanny
   56. Catatonic Lady-Boxer
   57. Yelling Newsanchor
   58. Minstrel Jew
   59. Black Dinnerguest
   60. Actually-Good Rwandan
   61. Insane Ugandan
   62. Gorilla Woman
   63. Rat Chef
   64. Unpregnant Romanian
   65. Backwards Detective
   66. Jew Saver
   67. Retarded Murderer
   68. Retarded Brother
   69. Retarded World Traveler
   70. Retarded Leonardo DiCaprio
   71. Retarded Sean Penn
   72. Retarded George W. Bush
   73. Hungry Indian
   74. Rebellious Scotsman
   75. Rebellious New Englander
   76. Uncorrupt Cop
   77. Bank-Robbing Surfers
   78. Unhinged Veteran
   79. Savable Private
   80. Coin-flipping Sociopath
   81. Blaxploitation Cop
   82. Sad Bjork
   83. Young Antichrist
   84. Conversational Celebrities
   85. Vengeful Bride
   86. Hockey Golfer
   87. One of Each Kind of Highschooler
   88. Horny Pact-Makers
   89. Struggling Rapper
   90. Machete Guy
   91. Funny Doctor
   92. Facebook Maker
   93. Sally-Meeting Harry
   94. Italian Lawyer
   95. Nipple Batman
   96. Eventually-Rabid Golden Retriever
   97. Barefoot Cop
   98. Yelling Oil Magnate
   99. Amnesiac Secret Agent
   100. Amnesiac Space Secret Agent
   101. Nutty Professor

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