What I Do All Day, According to My Résumé
6 AM: Wake up and self-start; think about how driven I am.
6: 30 AM: Put on one of my many hats, be prepared to wear more hats later.
7 AM: Brainstorm with a group.
8 AM: Come up with ideas collectively but still take initiative.
9- 10 AM: Use every feature of Microsoft Office, including Excel.
10:30 AM: Type quickly and without error.
11 AM: Lay everything out in InDesign and Photoshop and/or Illustrator.
12 PM: Put myself in a challenging situation and succeed.
1 PM – 3 PM: Juggle many things at once.
3 – 5 PM: Move about in a fast-paced environment while remaining focused.
6 PM: Use good communication skills.
7 PM: Multi-task.
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