101 Politicians Who Should Be Worried in the Wake of Anthony Weiner’s Penis Scandal

Congressmen Anthony Weiner resigned from the House today. He resigned because of a scandal about his weiner; his last name is also Weiner, which many news outlets have noted the irony of.

Here are 101 more politicians who, similar to Anthony Weiner, should be worried about an impending scandal.

1. Benjamin Closetgay
2. Jebediah Slaveowner
3. Allison Cumstain
4. Larry Joseph Klansman
5. Mitch McMethdealer
6. Orrin Holocaust-Denier
7. Jon Kylda-Stripper
8. Timmothy Buttplug
9. Bette Ondogfighting
10. John Barbrawl
11. Jeff Hungaman
12. Roy Blunt
13. Diana DeDungeonmaster
14. Steven T. Childbride
15. Randy Nwordtattoo
16. Jose Cakefart
17. Jon Huntedandkilledaman
18. Dick Cheese
19. Michael Fetushockey
20. Jefferson T. Kidneysalesman
21. Alexander McPedophile
22. Josiah Bieberstalker
23. Kenneth Gloryhole
24. Barbara P. Mouthtoilet
25. Judd Bloodmatzoh
26. Jerome P. Leatherlover
27. Eleanor Queef
28. Tyler Black-Lovechild
29. Rebecca Babyseller
30. Patrick Snufffilm
31. Gregory Gaycruise
32. Vanessa B. Sekscult
33. Otto Fellator
34. Cynthia Saysjap
35. Armando Flasher
36. Jay Marriedtosister
37. Dorothy Clitoris
38. Mommar Qaddafi
39. Eleanor Holmes Intaxhavens
40. Rod Fister
41. Veronica Hasa Wang
42. Chuck Satanist
43. G. K. Hitlerson
44. Frank LeBlowjob
45. Louise Slaughter
46. Gennifer Ladypenis
47. Alexei Dracula
48. Roderick Goochpiercing
49. Timothy Gook
50. Milton Hootersbaby
51. Cynthia Bondagemask
52. Larry Tits-Groper
53. Tim Cannibal
54. Chris Smegma
55. Elijah E. Cummings
56. Vivian A. Donkeyshow
57. Chester Drugmule
58. Douglas Jailbait
59. Erika Vagina-Dentata
60. Rik Amistad
61. Veronica Jihad
62. Wally Meatspin
63. Pete Antichrist
64. Christine Banksy
65. Mario Ballart
66. Jess Blumpkin
67. Colleen Quaaludes
68. Madeleine Z. Bordello
69. Gary Footjob
70. Joe Treason
71. Tipper Dogbuttlik
72. Christopher A. Coons
73. Vincent P. Naziuniform
74. Kay Peepshow
75. Tom Gayscoutmaster
76. Hansen Zodiac
77. Olympia Snowball
78. George Macaca
79. Blanche Trampstamp
80. Francisco Cantread
81. W. A. R. Prophetier
82. Craig Faggot
83. Langdon Cockslap
84. Phu Trans Wang
85. Cybersex O’Brian
86. Louise Buttsmuggler
87. Arthur L. Eagly-Park
88. Skeleton M. Closet
89. Bill Clinton Nixon
90. Teapot Dome
91. Steve Stabbers
92. Deborah Ada Condor
93. John K. Cornhole
94. Oscar Robot
95. Shelley Moore Dildos
96. Russell Trombone
97. Armando Flasher
98. Kendall Jizzumhat
99. Boo Kaki
100. Frederick C. Roofieman
101. John Boehner

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