The New York Congressman Who Will Next Tweet A Picture of His (or Her) Genitals

From most likely to least likely:

1. Paul Tonko (D – Amsterdam)
2. Peter King (R – Seaford)
3. Steve Israel (D – Huntington)
4. Gregory Meeks (D – Queens)
5. Jerrold Nadler (D – Manhattan)
6. Edolphus Towns (D – Brooklyn)
7. Jose Serrano (D – Bronx)
8. Eliot Engel (D – Bronx)
9. Louise Slaughter (D - Fairport)
10. Yvette Clarke (D – Brooklyn)
11. Tom Reed (R – Corning)
12. Richard Hanna (R – Barneveld)
13. Bill Owens (D – Plattsburgh)
14. Nan Hayworth (R – Mount Kisco)
15. Nydia Velazquez (D – Brooklyn)
16. Charles Rangel (D – Manhattan)
17. Maurice Hinchey (D – Saugerties)
18. Nita Lowey (D – Harrison)
19. Kathy Hochul (D – Hamburg)
20. Joseph Crowley (D – Queens)
21. Tim Bishop (D – Southhampton)
22. Chris Gibson (R – Kinderhook)
23. Michael Grimm (R – Staten Island)
24. Carolyn Maloney (D – Manhattan)
25. Brian Higgins (D – Buffalo)
26. Gary Ackerman (D – Rosyln Heights)
27. Ann Marie Buerkle (R – Syracuse)
28. Carolyn McCarthy (D – Mineola)

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