Watch Dr. Oz Go Absolutely Crazy on Television [VIDEO]

On today’s episode of Dr. Oz, the good MD had the founder of the Intensati Workout as a guest. Fine. She led Oz and the entire audience in a totally batshit exercise routine. Also fine.

Intensati (rhymes with ‘biscotti’) is just like any other fitness craze, except while working out your body, you also improve your state of mind. This is accomplished by screaming self-empowerment phrases while working out. This is where things get weird.

Click the image above to watch the segment, which evolves (devolves?) into the studio audience howling and yowling the following koan:

“YES I’M COMMITTED
YES I’M COMMITTED
TO LIVE A LIFE I LOVE
TO LIVE A LIFE I LOVE
BECAUSE I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I REALLY REALLY WANT IT!!!”

All this while uppercutting at the air with both arms as fast as they can. Seriously.

Intensati Workout tapes are available wherever Kool-Aid is sold.

Intensati Workout [Dr. Oz]

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