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Unpaid Intern Won’t Stop Making Awkward Slavery Jokes
Sources inside Manhattan media startup Millennial Memes report that an unpaid intern, Jake Franklin, won’t stop making awkward slavery jokes. The NYU recent grad, who recently ... ...read more
Nation Furiously Masturbating to New Wendy’s Girl
A new Nielsen study reports that the citizens of the United States of America are furiously masturbating to the new Wendy’s girl. ...read more
Google’s Bermuda Tax Dodge
How Google Became the Michael Jordan of Sheltering Income What do many of America’s tech giants have in common? They’re really good at exploiting international tax l... ...read more
Online Advertising Explained
How the Online Advertising Business Has Evolved My friend Darren Herman helped me think about this post. He sent me this deck along with some thoughts. This slide from Da... ...read more
Another Way to Think About the Economic Recovery
How It Could Have Gone Much Differently for the U.S. Hi, I’m Josh Brown. You might know me from such shows as The Fast Money Halftime Report on CNBC or Breakout! wi... ...read more
Turntable.fm Gets an Upgrade
Social music gets even better with the new Turntable.fm The folks at Turntable aren’t calling it 2.0, but it sure feels like a massive upgrade to me so that’s... ...read more
Why I Love Boxee TV
Its’s Boxee TV to the rescue… Due to the fact that we are homeless in NYC on account of Sandy, the Gotham Gal decided to take her Thanksgiving on the road this year... ...read moreCan Hurricane Sandy Save the Economy?
Hurricane Sandy and the Importance of Jobs I’m of the opinion that four years of writing taxpayer-funded fucking welfare checks and spending trillions on unemployment... ...read more
Hurricane Sandy: When My Street Turned Into a Lake
Why We Left Before Hurricane Sandy Arrived I ended yesterday’s post with this: Hurricane Sandy looks to be coming through NYC at that time and I don’t know what that... ...read moreWhy NFL Players Go Broke
ESPN’s 30 for 30 Takes on Broke Athletes “By the time they have been retired for two years, 78 percent of former NFL players have gone bankrupt or are under financia... ...read moreFollow Us
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