Sarah Silverman on Her Vagina, Throwing Up on a Penis, and More
I always confuse NRA & NPR. TOTALLY different tote bags.
My vagina has off-beat good looks.
I’m planning on having an angrily-masturbating-in-public kind of senility.
When I die I wanna come back as the guy at work that gives all the girls shoulder massages.
Most black guys I know are only on the DL about loving sci-fi.
It’s staggering to think: Every 30 seconds in the United States alone I say something racist.
Call clowns what they really are: smiling murderers.
If you’re drunk and throw up on a guy’s penis, you can save the moment if you can muster a “ta-da!”
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